Chris Simms just made himself an immortal lock for the Incredibly Gay Hall of Fame. That’s right…Chrissy and his best pal Kyle Shanahan have such a close relationship, they got each other’s initials tattooed on their calves. Apparently their matching BFF bracelets weren’t enough. Someone please clue these dipshits in that its not cool, under [...]

As part of our 2006 preview, I met up with the man known as the “The Chief”, a prominent Tennessee Volunteers Defensive Coach. In response to the total Vol news overload*, I curled up Wednesday night in the nice, safe dog basket of the back room of impossibly exclusive Knoxville Tennessee watering hole The Emerald [...]

Do we still have the female drum major? Reply She had the worst “walking horse” I have ever seen. What is allsec talking about? “Walking Horse”??????????

You dumbasses are on notice

Chris continues to punish the Sheep Pen. He posts an excellent article on Tennessee Running Back Arian Foster. Low eats his Wheaties. powered by performancing firefox

From published reports, it would appear that Phillip Fulmer is not happy with Mike Hamilton’s weak-kneed approach to solving the Gerald Williams situation. Hamilton is not known for carrying much gravitas. Who can forget the Outback Bowl fiasco? I am betting that Hamilton did not go to bat for Williams and that pissed the Big [...]

Chris Low continues to kick the ass of VQ reporters. Here he reports an antimated discussion between Head Coach Phil Fulmer and AD Mike Hamilton. How does he do it? Why does he do it? Why do I find it funny? Here is what Hugo Chavez thinks: powered by performancing firefox

At least Dothan Alabama columnist Phil “Bama Homer” Paramore got one thing right in his latest attempt to write about SEC Football: As the howling laughter over my picks for the SEC East earlier this week continues, it’s time to add a little material for the birdcage with the selections on the West. Again, I [...]