Archive | August 2006
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Knock ‘Em Dead, Erik Ainge
After setting records as a true Freshman and leading us to the SEC Championship game, you became a victim of the Randy McSanders Clown Show and Rick Clausen Love Fest. One admittedly horrible play against LSU has turned many against you. Let’s be honest Mr. Ainge, you are not going to play QB for Tennessee [...]
Who is out to get us?
An observation. The sheep are restless. Milling about in their pens. They believe that there is a deep dark and evil conspiracy against the Vols. Lets run through all of the villians: ESPN: Peyton’s failure to win the Heisman and metrosexual Chris Fowler’s trailer-trash remark : Fowler gloated about how he voted for Woodson over [...]
The Volquest Fashion Club
Can someone please explain to me why the design of UT’s football uniforms is such an important topic to some posters on the General’s Quarters? Have people run out of things to talk about? Are they too stupid to discuss offensive and defensive strategy? Have they lost their minds? Are they in the closet, or [...]
The First Annual Papi’s
You’ve seen the Emmy’s,. You’ve read the Herbie’s. Now it’s time for the first annual Pre-Season Papi Awards. The Cap Dat Ass Award goes to Miami safety Willie Cooper, who was shot in the ass outside his Miami house. The best part about this story is that his teammate and roommate, Ryan Meriweather, pulled a [...]
Interviews
Again, you fucking serious Volquest homers, the interviews are FICTION. That means that I make them up. Please stop emailing me and telling me I am not a Vol Fan or I am”disrespecting” the program. You knuckleheads need to relax and remember you are actually NOT playing on the team this Saturday. Worry about executing [...]
John Majors today
It was somewhat surreal to be interviewing a Tennessee Volunteer Football Legend , Heisman Trophy Runner-up, It is a beautiful morning, the crisp air proving to be quite refreshing. The voice of Speed Racer himself has agreed to sit down for brunch with me, John Majors. There is a certain excitement lighting Coach Major’s eyes [...]
IrishJihad needs your help
IJ is in a pickle. In the worst way. His anniversary is this weekend, and yes, he is an idiot for getting married on the first weekend in Sept. He spent the first night of his marriage watching Bama lose to UCLA. To say the least Mrs. IJ was none too pleased. But this is [...]
LOSER WITH SOCKS: EXPERT PICKS
IrishJihad’s picks: South Crackalackey at Miss St. – Cocks ND @ GT – GT Wazzu @ Auburn – Auburn Marshall @ WV – WV USC @ Arkansas – USC USM @ Florida – UF Cal @ UT – UT UAB @ Oklahoma – OU Vandy @ Michigan – UM UK @ UL – Cards FSU [...]


