Les: Not quite dead Studley Midwestern lad looking for a new friend. The bigger the hat the better. Oh snap, now I’ve lost my pearl earring down the front of my shirt. Would someone help me look for it? Bobby: I’ve got no friends, looking for pretty much any cool person that’ll take my bony [...]

(Light as a Feather, You are with me Leather) Were the Davids heaux-meauxs? Of course they were not. But it was a wild internet/message board rumor asked each year prior to Saturday’s upcoming SEC Clash between Georgia and Tennessee. ( GATA!!!) But what if the same-sex pairings from our SEC College Football all were hell-bent [...]

Mark Richt and I are shitfaced . The kind of drunk that in your college days you would only recall when the pictures showing your friend’s genitalia looming perilously close to your unconscious face returned from the drug store. The kind of drunk that has you at an International House of Pancakes on the southside [...]

When you smell sulfur, you know Urban is around. Friends, have you ever sat yourself down on the toilet to do nature’s necessity and been overwhelmed by the smell of rotten eggs? It is sulfur. A clear sign that Urban’s demons are living in your bottom. You need to get yourself down to a the [...]