The fact that the Dawgs are fond of scooters is well documented. The David’s liked to ride together on one scooter , scooting about campus, frolicking in the warm Athens air, mouths agape, lips trembling with anticipation…..much like discgraced Rep. Foley (FL) eyeballing a mouthwatering underaged Congressional Page-boy.
The quandry is that Freshman quarterback Matt Stafford is fat. Matt is so fat that he cannot find a scooter to support him.
This makes Fat Matt sad.
I was walking through Athens just yesetrday on my way to interview Fatt Matt for this prestigious blog. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed Matt sitting by a park bench and I overheard Fat Matt singing a nursery rhyme, apparently made up by the fat, blubbering youngster himself.
“I am Matt
That makes me Fatt
Because we all know
Matt is Fatt”
I offered the chubbling a tissue, and he accepted. That’s SEC brotherhood right there.
Stafford is a scientologist. Yes, like Tom and Suri
Does he wake up in the morning and pour a tall glass of gravy?
You people on this site are bastards. Making fun of a college kid.It is disturbing.
Mike
Stafford likes Hardees Cheese Paper
Yeah, you guys NEVER made fun of Casey Clausen, lol.