They do it every week. Click to visit the site. (Examples of HaiKu below) For Vols somewhat familiar with this poetry, this is NOT the Hai-Chu used to measure the intelligence of opposing fans and talk smack. Either provide your entry on Rocky Top Talk or provide a comment and we will submit to them.
For Dawg fans , here is the textbook definition of Haiku :
Examples of classic Haiku:
Must be a Dawg
Flatulence correction
Take a Pollack; will you!
silly ass Dawgs
leave a Blumpkin after beep
fly it up your ass
A recrudescent
Redpants UGA.. iridescent
Lickith mine asscrack
Fuck YOU Viles!! I hope UgA pisses on you. Oh yeah, here is my Haiku. I hope you like it
You can’t have a Vol
Without Blowing some Ass
Try rubbing your stick
little red pants
like queer hot sprinkles on ice
they tickle my twit
Greene got to be free..we
reflections in the Pollack spark
some Heaux some Meaux
Motor, always runs
Scooter, always riding it
Red pants, always queer.
todays toiletpaper
rolls over redpants that will
caress your geauxnads later.
What’s Phat Phil eating now?
Where have Smokey’s manberries gone to?
Smokey’s nuts in Phil’s guts.
C-130′s suck
oh KreggBlumpkin
with such a short time to star
till Karl deletes
Fulmer eats pastries
Like Chris Leak sharts his britches
Meyer cries on cue.
Georgia’s offense smells
Of shart stained undergarments
And blumpkin essence
Mark Richt owns Fat Phil
UT’s glory days are gone
Get used to 3rd place
Generic Georgia
Always Sucking Ballocks
Little Man Syndrome
Sidewalk scooters
Licensed street Dawgs beware
Hurtling through Danny wares
Captain CMR your orders
clarify and classify
99 red go
overclocking redpants
more corrupt than Bama
my windows have closed
A mere conduit
Of some dumbass dawg
Medium: get it?
well just look at you!
you’re just so pleased with yourself;
still a fuckwit though
Safely tucked in bed
big bad dawg in the pocket
Dooley has no cock
Brent Hubbs bans Lloyd Braun
All Lloyd did was speak the truth
Ainge is the starter
Good news: Vols suck no
more; bad news: It was really
Cutcliffe all along