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South Carolina Gamecock Couture

Should I wear black with these shoes? Does this garnet go with my pants? Oh the fuss! Carolina fans are more prissy than a high school junior going to her first prom.
Is there any other fanbase in college football that tries so hard to manufacture a tradition? Black Outs, White Outs, Garnet Outs, Cock Outs, the list goes on and on. Throw in the dirty little secret that the affformentioned have never translated into victory and you have a sad situation in Columbia.

Schools like Tennessee, BAMA, Notre Dame, and Ohio State don’t have to be told what colors to wear. You know why? Because we don’t have to make a hot steaming bowl of Instant Tradition when we are hungry for a win.

Try winning for a change. Now there is a tradition to be proud of.

6 comments on “South Carolina Gamecock Couture

  1. i had the same conversation with my neighbor two weeks ago. very eloquently put.

  2. I like how you always put BAMA in all caps like that.

  3. Almost like it was code or something

  4. (Because we don’t have to make a hot steaming bowl of Instant Tradition when we are hungry for a win.) Who exactly are you reffering to as “we?” What is the big deal in wanting to look nice for a football game? Last time I checked it is still a free country. Yes WE don’t have a great football team but I think we are on our way to being one! We also have one of the most loyal fan bases that you will find. GO COCKS!

  5. Spur and feathers

    Most of your fans have the throwing motion of a school girl. Evidenced by all of the trash that was thrown on the field you call a trailer park.

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