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The Poster formerly known as Irishjihad’s Top 25

1.  Ohio St. (This is getting monotonous) 2.  Michigan (Michigan passed last major test before OSU) 3.  Louisville (Petrino, wanna come to Bama?) 4.  USC (When do they play a good team?) 5.  West Virginia (Rich, wanna come to Bama?) 6.  Clemson (Speed all over the field) 7.  Texas (Mack better send Callahan a nice [...]

LWS Pick’em Results

Big Papi showed us how it’s done last week by running the table. Not only that but he moved into a first place tie with the Poster Formerly Known as Irishjihad, erasing a 3 game deficit in one week. Last Week Big Papi  (9-0) LWS  (7-2) Tie: CincyB, Grill Viper, IJ, & Volfan23472572  (6-3) Lloyd [...]

Beano “The Hoff” Cook and Brent “Woody” Musburger Throw Down

ABC and ESPN have turned Beano Cook and Brent Musburger in wildly-popular personalities. Their talent to capture the hearts and minds of their viewers is undeniable. The in-depth analysis below—based on ten whole minutes of research on EDSBS, Deadspin, Google, The Wizard of Odds the Urban Dictionary, and Wikipedia—asks the BIG question: “Who would win [...]

ESPN Disrespects Joe Paterno

He has always been about respect. Early in his career, when other schools began to adorn their helmets with stickers, it was disrespectful. Later, when he donated $4 million to expand the PSU Library, an act that constituted respect. And so, last Saturday against, after being treated to several ovations and an especially warm greeting [...]

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Beano Cook’s “Perfect Storm”

Today, Penn State plays Notre Dame. Can you imagine how excited Beano is? He has been a Notre Dame and Joe Pa Homer for as long as I can recall. Games like Notre Dame and Penn State require special preparation. We wondered if Beano prepared for a big game like some of our Vols fans. [...]

The 5 Most Retarded SEC Traditions

by VolFan46205311979, special to LWS Tennessee’s Vol Walk, State’s cowbells, Bama’s cheating. All important and time-honored traditions in the Southeastern Conference. But contrary to popular belief, not every one of the SEC’s pigskin rituals is great. Let’s take a look at the 5 most retarded traditions of our beloved conference. (5) “insert word”-eaux LSU country, [...]

Smokey Gets Sick

Shula confirmed reserve wide receiver Mike McCoy did fall victim to the jaws of “Smokey”, Tennessee’s blue tick hound mascot who bit McCoy and tore his uniform pants during pregame warm-ups. “I can confirm that,” Shula said. “I wasn’t an eyewitness. It drew blood in the pregame warmups.” Shula also confirmed that McCoy did play [...]