Herban Meyer is a Smart Feller
Herban Meyer has fooled all of the Gator opponents by mixing them up with all of his suspended players. They could not know how to prepare because they didn’t know or understand what Coach Meyer would do next on sitting out his players for their crimes. This planning and preparation just demonstrates how much of a better coach he is than any other human ever.
Herban Meyer will no doubt be ridiculed for his decision to let his players play the game, great men often are, but true fans recognize the service he has given to the school and his team. We should all learn from Meyer’s shining example and show our appreciation and love for the Gator Nation. Next time you run into a Gator player make sure to buy him a drink or a joint or an assault rifle or heck why not all 3? Just tell that Gator not to worry about that drive home, Coach has you covered. 
Wow, the Gator Nation is lucky. You really see the gem you got in Coach Meyer. What with all that pressure at UF and all…..having to make the right decision or even a moral decision is just too much. Thank God, you have Herban to make the decision he made–right or not. Moral or not. I mean, if it gets you a championship then screw morals, right? We win! And the players learn to live the right way. Wait, um, the players learn to live like nobody can touch them. Wait, that doesn’t sound right either. Dadgumit, where’s Bobby Bowden to help out here….
Florida coach Urban Meyer would neither confirm nor deny a rumor that DE Jarvis Moss has been suspended for Saturday’s game against Western Carolina.
“I’ve heard that too,” Meyer said. “We’re dealing with something right now. I’m not ready to announce that.”
Message board rumors surfaced Monday night that Moss, named Southeastern Conference special teams player of the week Monday after block ing a field goal attempt in the closing seconds Saturday to help Florida salvage a 17-16 win against South Carolina, would miss the game.
The Gators are already down a defensive lineman af ter Marcus Thomas was dismissed from the team two weeks ago, but Meyer refused to address depth concerns on the line in light of the rumored suspension.
“I don’t want to get into that right now, because I don’t know what’s going to happen,” Meyer said.
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The Hogs aren’t smart enough to know who they’re lining up against anyway. They’re just going to plow through the Gators like crap through geese.
I agree. Nice post. Keep em coming!
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Another excellent blog. An SEC coach playing suspended players. See you in the Swamp next year Junior for your annual beating, remember to get that mullet trimmed and break out your best jean shorts. Cause you got to fit in with the locals, Vollies!!! Mullets and Jorts are kewl! Hey did you hear that the newest craze in Gator traditions is ‘giving a blumpkin’ to strangers each time tebow runs the ball to the left? What is a gator blumpkin? Well here is what we Gators think it means
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkins
I’m missing something here……….I don’t get it or maybe I’m just slow. Are you making fun of UM or prasing him?
Meyer is the newest, “love to hate him” coach in the SEC… but unlike Fulmer, SOS and TT he pulls it off simply by being a prick.
Here is what is going to happen, Florida is going to win the SEC CG. Have you not watched any of our games? Notice that the crucial calls always go Urbans way? Like wheen that little white Lsu RB was just a ‘little short ‘ of the goal? Urban knows Lou Holtz who works at ESPN, ESPN decides who wins or loses.
So Arkie or LSU, better get those backsides greased up, the Gator Nation is going to stumpbreak you.
Click on the link below to see the Mullet nation in its natural habitat
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Is he a SMART FELLER, or a “FART SMELLER”?
When are you morons going to get it? Meyer didn’t suspend anybody….the University did. I appreciate the humour in your blog, but there is no point in not being truthfull with the facts. Oh sure, he could have been a stand up guy and refused to play him, but winning is more important. I get it, Urban is final decision maker of who plays and does not play.
You guys think that you are so slick since you moved from blogger to wordpress. It shows in your cocky attitudes
Now if I was a bettting man, Urban has rehablitated that Marcus Thomas guy, just in time for the SEC CG. He is amazing.
Urban,if you are reading this, you are welcome for using my players. I never got the ‘homecooking’ that you got. aThat is the difference between you and me
Myth is the next Bear Bryant – he’ll be able to cheat his way to victory and nobody will say a damn word. Instead they’ll praise him as some great coach.
you are kidding right? name me another coach in this conference, much less the country, that would kick his best defensive line talent off the team in the throws of a championship drive??
Bowden would applaud Thomas for only smoking weed and missing curfew, probably promote him to defensive captain. I do believe FSU now has a Pell Grant honorarium for Peter Warrick entitled “The Dillard’s Shopping Spree Scholarship fund”
Don’t worry, if he treats Moss the same way he did Thomas he’ll be back for the F$U and SECC games after serving time by sitting out against powerhouse Western Kentucky. Remember, Thomas was magically reinstated for the TN and LSU games. I’m sure he’s sorry he missed playing against UCF and Kentucky.
Gus,
herban uses a complicated algorithm (music w/o instruments for Gator fans) to compute the games his suspended players will miss. I understand that his suspension system is only rivaled by his spread offense in complexity.
He will have Jarvis and marcus back by December SEC CG in a sure loss to either LSU or the Hogs.I am sure that Herban is planning on opening up his on rehab clinic in the future.
When those players DO return, it will be like an Iraqi wedding celebration as fellow gator players shoot their AK-47s into the air
Big D are you saying
UrbanHerban will be a heavy drinker and smoke unfiltered cigarettes?What do you mean will be?
Herban drinks antifreeze to toughen him up for winter.
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wow…vol board bashing meyer/uf for they way they handle athlete transgressions. I admit we gators are terrible. We can learna lesson or two on how to take care of our players, Urban can be a douche. lol
Sounds to me like sour grapes from a bunch of Good guys, can someone explain what an algorythm is again?
oh, the little vol admin has to resort to diaper changing due to Urbans indefensible position.
horrible quote change. at least have it make sense or be entertaining.
Geightor32301, I could have just deleted your posts. That is actually easier than correcting the spelling errors
nice job on doing extra work you don’t have to. typical vol dumbassery.
Geightor32301
If you could write worth 2 shits, this would not be an issue
hmmm, illogically based spelling and grammer accusations. well played. i’m so pwn3d.
Geightor32301
Notice, that most of the other Gators don’t get the special dumbass treatment that you are earning.
Like Chris Leak running the option and sharting all over himself because he doesn’t like being hit kinda of pwn3d
mota makes speeling hard
awful. you might want to be more concerned about your late season collapse than feebly attempt to bash the QB who led 2 4th quarter TD drives to beat you about 8 weeks ago.
Don’t come on here pretending you like Leak. You loathe him. Blumpkinator
I agree, he’s just terrible. probably the worst QB we’ve ever had that’s playing for the Gator Nation.
IJ,
It is a well documented fact by national pundits, that the Gator Nation as well Herban Meyer prefer The Bow over the Sharting QB. I almost felt sorry for Chrissy when they, the Gator Nation, booed him on national TV. Sad shit
Hey geightor will both of the dope smoker D lineman be ready for the SEC CG?
Sour grapes from FLA-flans. If you weren’t so high-and-mighty (covering up your own well-documented jort-fetish – see GWJS.com), people wouldn’t have so much fun when your whole defensive front gets caught “easing their bone cancer pains.” You protest too much gator32301.
i’d like to see the national pundit penned documentation that somehow can magically alter an unproved, not to mention incorrect, theory into fact.
sour grapes…lol…now that’s rich. yes, i have sour grapes due to winning the SEC East and being in the mix for the NC. i’m on an emotional bent to exact vengeance on behalf of our top 5 ranking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
just dreadful. lol
Here you go, first one links into national coverage of you Haters
http://loserwithsocks.blogspot.com/2006/10/finally-national-media-pundit-agrees.html
http://loserwithsocks.blogspot.com/2006/10/startling-emotions-coming-from.html
and ….
http://sportsline.com/columns/story/9565108
holy cow…lol…your “national pundit” is the race-baiting Mike Freeman? just. plain. awful. the guy is still pissed from last fall when Meyer didn’t give him avery bit of inside info he wanted before a game. seriously, find something from an unbiased source and i’d be more than happy to debate the issue with you.
Mike Freeman. lol
You people are Haters. But that is OK. The world needs haters too. BTW, we want to see proof of this alleged denial of service from Herban
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we all heard the boos, gator
This from a Vol fan? Please.
oh, btw, that third link you posted is the same one from inside the blog you posted in the first link.
I love you guys. lol
Chris,
Gator90210 is a florida fan. Please try and stay with the thread
I bet Papa Leak was beside himself. Chrissy being booed, The Bow being cheered, and Bob Tebow taking over as the main gator daddy.
maybe another posting of the same mike freeman article a third time will further your monumental burn on me.
i’m still curious what these “sour grapes” are i’ve heard about.
Lets face facts, Urban is winning with other coaches players. You can’t deny that Gator. I was watching the game they are talking about, you folks booed Leak. It was pathetic.
Regardless of what you say about Freeman, it is a national media column, CBS? I am sure that they are well represented in Florida. He has fired the first shot in discrediting Meyer’s seemingly teflon image. This dope thing willget bigger, and your program will resemble the Charlie Pell days
how dare meyer only be in his 2nd season and win with players that he didn’t recruit. that cad.
one can only hope that our athletes, when faced with the urge to smoke marijuana, would instead do the right thing and proceed to get charged with disorderly conduct and underage consumption of alcohol. especially if they’re the starting tailback, because precedent has been set where they only get suspended for a half.
“People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones”. Unfortunately that applies to all the top shelf programs. Is it surprising? Kids today abuse substances and tote firearms. Plan B for most of the players, should the NFL not work out, is to become rappers.
BTW, you LWS folks are out of control. I thought it was really bad when you were on the blogger domain. Since you have gone to the wordpress domain, it really seems that you have gotten to big for your britches. To many deadspin hits gone to your heads? To many tim brando and colin cowherd shout outs? You boys need to come back to earth.
Gator, I am done talking to you. When florida gets about 29 more NCs like my Irish, then we can talk
knute…yawn. time to live in the present. isn’t there a board where you and bama fans can pretend it’s not the 21st century yet?
Brent and beano love us. National media? Remember? Urban should pay a little more attention to his surroundings. His arrogance will catch him napping
brent and beano love you? no one cares.
and, yeah, a little arrogance never played well down in Gainesville.
I love frat houses
gotta go, so a few parting shots…
Moss and Thomas are idiots. Let’s hope Moss gets his act together unlike Thomas.
Leak is what he is, a good QB in a system that doesn’t play to his strengths. I like him, he’s not perfect, but he’s definitely our best option. Mullen and Meyer need to stop being cutesy when in scoring distance in order to give him a chance to be successful and get the ball in the endzone.
And save for one group of drunk, moronic undergrads (which is to be expected anywhere), I found everyone to be pretty hospitable for my first trip to UT in September.
Knute, seriously, ND doesn’t have the cache it used to. You’ll be better off once you have that realization.
Thanks Coach, I won’t let you down against FSU
Lucky dog! The hit counter broke while you were on top! My Bob Knight post got linked by Deadspin today, but I’m not getting credit for any of the hits until they fix that shit.
If it weren’t for an absurd “roughing the passer” penalty, the Vols waltz to victory over the Gators in Knoxville. That would have been nail in coffin.
UF has survived this year because they have not yet met a team that dominates in one facet of the game.
No way the Gators survive what Arkansas is dishing out this year. It is brutal.
Let us enjoy our moment of glory
Gotta disagree here with L”f”B.
Florida and Arkansas should be one of the best SEC champ games in recent memory. Its strength versus strength in multiple facets of the game. DMcF versus the “high” FL D-Line should prove very interesting. Plus, if Florida’s offense shows up for the game (unlike Albarn’s and Tennessee’s) they should be able to score some points.
I think this may be Arkansas’s year, but for a bit of scheduling randomness (USC as first game? How many “BCS” contenders would want that?) they could be undefeated, playing their best ball, and going for a NC.
The FL defense that held the “Pound the Rock” Fulmer to NEGATIVE yards for rush should be able to slow DM/FJ a bit!
Loser,
for the record, Marcus Thomas has been thrown off the team. he will not be in Atlanta unless he is in the stands smoking Herb with Tennessee players that will have that weekend off.
leave Leak alone, the kid has played for more offensive coordinators than you have legitimate children in your family. I’ve seen portraits, thats a lot.
Thanks Gus for your assessment. Believe it or not, we have defended Leak here despite his inability to control his bowels while running the option.
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hey hey hey. wtf? i have 2 questions. if briscoe is really a high school. why isnt gus malzahn or whatever the offensive coordnata. and dont say its cause urban is there. question no.2, just the fact that urban is associated with briscoe means they automatically lead their district in penalties, no?
Marcus Thomas will play in the SECCG.Mark it down.
S,good point. Is Gus Malzahn part of Briscoe High? Gold my friend Gold
Rush Probst and Hoover would kick Briscoe’s ass AND make them like it.
I’m sorry, they wouldn’t kick their ass, they’d beat the piss out of ‘em.
Rush Probst to coach at Bama?
I wish I could use the name Probst in my porn name updates somehow….
Briscoe is a high school in the deep south that fields Tomlinson, Pomulau, Urlacher and Vick, with Leinhart on the bench. Believe that and you probably bought the “JFK was shot by a lone gunman” story too.
Believe Marcus Thomas is playing on December 4th, you probably figure global warming needs no further study.
Tim Tebow is a good looking fella…
Urban may be a douche, but as long as he’s a winning douche, who cares?!? As for Fulmer and the Vols, well….
I moved back to Florida after spending two years in Knoxville. If I never see the color orange or hear Rocky Top again, it’ll be too soon for me. It was sheer heaven to see Urban and Gators hand Fulmer and the big orange their comeuppance and in Neyland tadium, no less!
Maybe Fulmer learned his lesson last season. Two quarterbacks is one too many!!
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I’ve been to Knoxville many times. Aside from being the most grumpy fans on earth (Gators may have something to do with that), they were extremely well behaved this past year. Calhouns kicked ass.
maybe they were just happy to be competitive again…
Gus,
I will concede to you that Vols fans are weird. Gus, if you read through some of the archives, we address some of this
Ruck,
Such language from a lady? Do you use ‘douche’ often?
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smart or fart? that’s funny
That is really funny. He’s cute
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