Ainge to Return for Senior Season; Cromptonites Weep and Empty their Bowels

2006 November 21
by Jai Eugene

The only fans in the SEC (Tennessee) that seemed genuinely elated that All-SEC QB Erik Ainge "sprained "his ankle so that the backup Quarterback Jon Crompton could play, collectively shit their pants this morning.

All the success Tennessee’s offense has had this season is causing some concern.

Keeping the same offensive unit together for next season could be a difficult task with speculation about whether quarterback Erik Ainge, receiver Robert Meachem and offensive coordinator David Cutcliffe will return.

Ainge says he and Cutcliffe will be back, but they might have to work hard to convince Meachem to not leave early for the NFL.

"I’ll be here next year playing football with coach Cutcliffe. We’ll both be here and (are) looking forward to doing great things here…


(AP) UT’s Ainge talks about future with Meachem and Cutcliffe | WKRN.COM

 
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  1. 2006 November 21
    rocco siffredi permalink

    The Cromptonites are cleaning the crap out of their diapers after hearing that news. Another year of spreading hate-filled innuendo on Erik Ainge and his family, for the Cromptonites.

    Mama C complained that her boy did not get the promised opportunity to compete for the starting job. Contrary to that psychdelic dream of hers, he did get his chance and Erik’s injury allowed all fans to see Jon’s competance as a QB, and that Erik Ainge won the job fair and square.

    There is no doubt about iit, Erik Ainge is head and shoulders above Jon as the Vols QB.

  2. 2006 November 21
    smokeyspawn permalink

    maybe we can talk crompton into sporting an earring and adding some blonde highlights to his mountain boy hair. that should turn the cromptonites off a little…of course we do have the BJ cumming in next year so that could cause yet another ruckus of spunkus for the sniffers.

  3. 2006 November 21
    rocco siffredi permalink

    Oh boy! BJ’s arrival on campus will cause Mama C to pass a cow and the Cromptonites will piss the diapers everday for the next 3 years.

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