Archive | November 2006
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Donna Shalalalalalalalalalala Fires Coker (Larry not LeMarcus)
Despite graduating 68% of his players compared to the 71% University of Miami graduation rate; going 3-1 against Florida State; and 3-0 against the Dope Smokers from Gainesville; and winning a National Championship;Larry Coker was fired from his job as the head coach of the Hurricanes. And to top it off Spencer Tillman (pictured below) [...]
Tennessee Stinks Up the Big Apple; A Loss to the Butler Whatstheirnames, Ignites a Meltdown of the Raucous VolNation
In a special to the LWS, Hatdiggitydog provides his big-orange tinted view of the NIT in New York. Thanks DiggityDog for your country-ass comments. DiggityDog is a male nurse. Not that that means anything. Here is his take on the game: A smile came to my face as I walked in my living room to [...]
Harrison Smith’s Overbearing Father
It is now public knowledge that Dr. Smith feels superior to the University of Tennessee. So much so that he will not let his son become a Vol. I guess he doesn’t mind making his living in Knoxville and living amongst all of us hicks, but he is too good to allow his son to [...]
LWS Staff Pick’em
Big Papi: BC Ark Texas USC Florida G Tech Tennessee Clemson OU Wake el brujo: Boston College @ Miami (Thurs) BC LSU @ Arkansas (Fri) Corndogs Texas A&M @ Texas (Fri) Mack Brown Notre Dame @ USC USC Florida @ FSU Herban Georgia Tech @ UGA UGA Kentucky @ Tennessee Good Guys South Carolina @ [...]
Which Poop Stinks Worse? The Vols take on Kentucky
A friend made this last season, he sent them to me so I decided to post them here.
Pick’em Results
PFKIJ is out this week, so I’ll be filling in for him. Volfan90210 went a very impressive 8-1 this week. Alabama crashed and burned against Auburn, and so has PFKIJ’s lead. The race has really tightened up as only one point now separates 1st, 2nd and 3rd place. Should be a great finish as the [...]
Ainge to Return for Senior Season; Cromptonites Weep and Empty their Bowels
The only fans in the SEC (Tennessee) that seemed genuinely elated that All-SEC QB Erik Ainge "sprained "his ankle so that the backup Quarterback Jon Crompton could play, collectively shit their pants this morning. All the success Tennessee’s offense has had this season is causing some concern. Keeping the same offensive unit together for next [...]
Herban Meyer says: “I am Bigger than OPEC”
Herban Meyer is pissed because he was dissed. This hugely supreme and talented coach makes the rules as he goes. Much like the Mongols as they raced across other civilizations conquering and taking what was rightfully theirs. Here is the Dave Barry of the Miami Hearld’s uncut “slightly altered” interview with this incredible coaching prodigy. [...]
