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Build a Bear Workshop Day 100 Tuscaloosa Held Hostage. Saban Calls Bama’s Plays During the Bowl Game
Then one night in desperation Juwan Simpson breaks away He buys a gun, steals a car, Tries to run, but he dont get ice cream And D.J. Hall cries Ha! You should hear his rap CD. Juwan dubbed samples of his Beretta’s slide racking whilst he makes threats to anyone who would dare dis him. [...]
Mal Moore to Announce Saban as Tide Head Coach Whether or Not if He Wants the Job or Not
(Author note. The blog post below is written in the Bammer language. Complete with regional dialect and slang to help those “kind of people” better understand the words coming out of my keyboard) The latest from the Elephant Graveyard: The Alabama loss to Oklahoma State in the prestigous and tradition laden Weedeater/Briggs-Stratton/Poulan/Tecumseh/Astroglide/Craftsman/Snapon/Makita Bowl was just [...]
Cooking With Lloyd: Homeless Style!
I was kicked out of my home in November and my divorce should be final in four days. Due to a lack of a kitchen or a home for that matter, we are getting back to basics on Cooking With Lloyd. Today we are going to eat an apple. I prefer a crisp, tart apple. [...]
Build A Bear : Inside Trap Edition
Well, Bama’s season came to a merciful end last night, losing in the last seconds to Oklahoma St., 34-31. But, on the plus side, last night’s defeat shown a little more light on the coaching search, which is infinitely more important than the stinking Independence Bowl. Kines seen here telling his players how many games [...]
SEC Loyalty Be Damned! Go Buckeyes!!!!
The SEC is the best conference in college football period. No need in debating it. Florida has great athletes, probably moreso than any other team in the conference. But I cannot force myself to pull for them against Ohio State.
The 5 Most Embarrassing Moments in 2006 SEC Football
I have returned from a brief stint in Brushy Mountain to pen my third piece for LWS. As the year ends, I would like to detail what I consider the year’s worst moments for or figures in our shared conference. 5. Lou Holtz Never before has anyone been worse at a job than Lou Holtz [...]
Build a Bear Workshop Day 72; Mal Moore Meets Matt Millen at the Motor City Bowl
In an interview with ESPN, former Dolphins coach Don Shula, Mike Shula’s father, called the Alabama program ”bad” and that he hopes ”someone evaluates the evaluators” there. Detroit, Mi. –Bama Athletic Director Mal Moore reacted strongly after viewing the Don Shula interview: ” Don Shula is a relic, a dinosaur, a toothless T-Rex. While I [...]
