Nutt tells Meyer: Thanks But No Thanks, You Keep the Win I Don’t Want It
As the unique and distinctive clatter of AK-47 shots filled the Georgia Dome, an elated Herban Meyer pleaded with the 
American Public, “Don’t hate me, it’s my DNA”. Meyer revealed that the Omen Movie series that features the arrival of the Anti-Christ is a loosely based on his autobiography. Meyer’s impact on the Gator Nation is undeniable, the introduction of assault weapons as a method to celebrate victory (fans celebrate in photo above) can be traced back to former Gator Dee Webb and some of the current Gators. Meyer then added, ” If we get the Buckeyes, I need Marcus Thomas back on the team, so lets get some legislation in front of Congress that legalizes Marijuana.” Thomas smoked so much dope, that not even Herban could cover for him anymore. 
( photo of Herban Meyer as a young child)
Florida was able to overcome the Chris Leak factor. Leak did everything humanly possible to give the game away but his best effort at being incompentent was just not good enough. Leak played as advertised looking underaggressive in sliding short of the first down line, shying away from contact, running with his eyes closed, throwing off of his back foot and finally he just started giving the ball to the Hogs. However, the Hogs wanted no part of this obvious attempt by Leak to willingly lose the game.
Leak sucked so bad at sucking that Herban Meyer finally jumped in to show his bumbling quarterback how to give the game to the other team. Meyer performed his best Mike Shula imitation by burning all of his timeouts in the 3rd quarter and appearing indecisive and weak at key moments of the game. At times, Meyer looked to have bloodshot eyes, sleepy, reduced motiviation and dialated pupils.
This was a game that looked like high school two eight man football teams or flag football football teams squaring off, running every variation of the reverse, I think the plays below were run by both teams.
To their credit, Houston Nutt and Arkansas refused to accept victory. Nutt, a humble man, seemed embarrassed by this generous gift. Since Nutt could not return a gift of equal value, he politely declined to win the game. Nutt’s declination of the victory “gift” caused Meyer to “lose face”. Creating a tense friction between these two proud warriors. Either way, Leak is now on track for his 4th consecutive National Championship much to the chagrin of Herban Meyer and the Gator Nation.
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