With a mob of revelers replete in Jorts and Mullet haircuts, one can only become sad to know that Lynyrd Skynyrd hailed from Florida. Torn, dirty and disheveled Herban Meyer fires his AK-47 into the air to kick off a traditional Gator Victory celebration. Herban has tirelessly worked the media and achieved his goal a BCS championship with Ohio State. Crazy stuff, as a Gator Fan (pictured below) pours a cup of hot piss on Herban’s head. The fan screams, “WOOO-HOOOO!!! My piss is hot!!!”
Always the “team kinda guy” Herban begins to wonder “What in hell have I gotten myself er, my team in too?”
Be careful for what you wish for because you might get it, Herban.
Here is the story behind the story of why the coaches voted for Florida to play Ohio 
State. The coaches hate you Herban. Florida/Herban Meyer and his band of thugs are being set up for a national embarrassment. The high school offense run by a quarterback tweaking on estrogen is not going to get it done. Peer pressure is a terrible thing, check the example below:
Jim Walden, a former head coach at Washington State and Iowa State, was the only voter in either college football poll that matters to pick Florida No. 1 Sunday.
Why’d he do it? Let the Harris Interactive voter explain:
“No. 1, I’ve been eating Alka-Seltzer every hour since I did it. I spent four years coaching at Miami and if you think I like voting for that damn team to be No. 1, you’re crazy. They are the least liked team out there. I can’t stand them.
The uber-Herban politicking for the BCS Bowl was sickening at best. Like a missile radar that has lost it’s mind, Herban actively searched for a microphone at every opportunity, coaches all across the nation must have been embarrassed for you.
Don’t let cries like “No rematch” or “Michigan had it’s chance” fool you. The coaches know that Florida will be overmatched against the Buckeyes. They knew exactly what they were doing by voting the Gators #2.
They also know that Meyer has gotten to big for his britches and this will take him down a notch, like at LSU last year when Meyer cried during press conference. Those crazy dope suspensions made you look like a gun for hire; A Wild Geese; A Merc.
Like a serial killer who needs a fresh kill right now, Meyer rebounds from a loss (see Auburn 2006) as a bigger flaming asshole quicker and bigger than before. Mark it down, Florida and Herban get destroyed by OSU. The Buckeyes don’t play 8 man football like they do in Gainesville.
Let’s hope Meyer learns some humilty and class this time.
Is that a banny rooster with his nipples all painted up? I wouldn’t fuk with that beast. Still trying to decide if I would rather have CUM than Phat coaching my team… One trys to lose every big game and the other one does.
i’m just hoping when it is all said and done, somebody doesn’t publicly verbalize , “maybe we should have put boise state in that game.”
Thank God we have a Vol Fan to instruct everyone on Humility and Class. Certainly can’t question the creds. Herban, RZ, OHBSC, the estrogen tweaking QB, the mullet/jort wearing moonshine addicted sons of trailerpark whores fanbase, these are your OWNERS. Even though you have tried and tried to prevail with all the dignity, class, humility, gravitas, and extra tutoring you could muster, they just keep doing it. Putting the belt around your neck and the towel on your head, calling you “isabel the cell bitch”, making you sing luther campbell songs in falsetto (you hate “me so horny” most of all). But its OK, you go ahead and hate, let it all out. There, there, its alright to cry. Hey, you know what little guy? Peyton called last night while you were sleeping and said that maybe next year the Gators will lose to a couple of other teams after your annual beating and then maybe you can win the east! Just remember to face the nationally televised annual assault on your anus with Class and Humility. Its not like it should hurt as much as it did the first 10 times. And you have done very well with adjusting to the whole incontinent rectum problem. Besides, you can’t be expected to beat those mean dope smoking thug life classless undignified unhumble cheater meanies anyway. Thats the smile Daddy was looking for, your my little man…I’m so proud. And thanks for stopping Phat Phil from whining about being “the best team in the SEC East right now” every November. That was so sad. Now get outta here, kiddo, or you’ll be late for your tutoring session! Stay Humble! Fucking Loser.
DaddyHog
Dude that was good. You want to write here?
Let’s hope you don’t run a sports betting biz..Florida proved that URBAN Meyer knows his sh*t. Ohio WHO???
Give me a break.