WVU Coach Rich Rodriguez tells Bama AD Mal Moore: hacerse una paja .

A devoted reader and Bama Fan responds:

LWS,

I wanted you to know that I am not really frustrated (yet) with the Bama Coaching search. Me and a lot of my fellow Tide fans really like the whole “build a bear” series you got going. It keeps us light in the loafers.

I am a student pilot. My goal is to be Lil Bear’s (Paul Jr ) personal pilot and fly him around the world, you know down to Mobile and Gulf Shores?

Down below is a picture of me at the Shelby County Airport at my flying lesson yesterday. I was so ready for Coach Rodriguez to come to T-Town, that I tricked out my airplane to show my support for him and Rita. You know, make them feel comfortable with his new fanbase? Show him that we are diversified down here.

Well, now I know I just wasted time and money on the virgin mary statue. I couldn’t find a Mexican flag to hang up, but what’s the difference?

(A Barner told me that “Puta” means good friend!!)

Truthfully, I DID get a bit frustrated with the whole Rich Rodriguez thing. It kinda pisses me off that I had to return my “Latin Slang 4 Gringos” Lesson CD’s. I guess there’s no need to learn spanish now.

Well anyway, here is my rant:
I get so sick of all these fans from other schools coming here to bash our school. Don’t they know that we are THE University of Alabama? We can get whatever coach we want.

I don’t care if we don’t if we don’t have any clothes on… we are still the emperor of College Football in the whole country, much less the state of Alabama!

Tell those cow college freaks to take their 5 in a row and try to get a life. They should just be grateful that they won 5 in a row over such a great school. They don’t realize that our next coach will not only be great, but we will start a new streak next year… “Got One?” Not yet, but we will!!!

RTR

A somewhat concerned and embarrassed Bama Fan