One of the larger of Bama’s and Mal Moore’s delusions was put to bed today when Dolphins head coach, Nick Saban, gave Mal the finger and told him to fuck off.
Fuck off, Mal.
After turning down the job once, Saban has been consistently hounded by rumors that he is heading back to the college ranks and taking over for Mike Shula after all.
I guess I have to say it. I’m not going to be the Alabama coach. I would like Mal Moore to please stop calling me every half hour, to stop peeking in my windows at night, and to stop rummaging through my trash. Just leave me the fuck alone.
Saban joins Steve Spurrier, Rich Rodgriguez, and nearly 50% of the male population of the United States on the list of coaches to turn down the Alabama coaching job (the other 50% are black and therefore were automatically excluded from the coaching search).
Where Bama turns next is anyone’s best guess…including Athletic Director Mal Moore. After hearing Saban’s comments, Mal said “Shit, we’re fucked. Someone get Rush Probst on the phone.”
What about that can’t Bamamorons not understand?
Nick isn’t going to consider the Bama job.
Sylvester Croom is starting to sound good for Tide fans.
i feel sorry for Mal Moore
If you notice when Saban speaks he uses the soft code words. Such as plan or intend. Much like Rich Rodriguiez did when he was being grilled.
I’ve come to the opinion to let Mal(content) and the Bammers keep going down this pipe dream. When Miami finishes and Saban once again says No (for the 40th time) they’ll end up worse than they were with Shula. For a while I hoped Bama got this thing worked out. I don’t hate Bama and respect the tradition and think it’s good for the SEC if Bama is good (occassionally great). Just like I think it’s good for the Pac 10 if USC or UCLA are good, occasionally great. Ditto Big 11. Ditto ACC (FSU, Miami). But they APPEAR to be botching this thing up pretty badly and I guess they need to fire Mal and start all over. It might take a Joe Kines as HC for 3 years to take them back to the bottom to start over.
C’mon, fellas. Get with the RSS feeds: Voltron to coach Tide in ’07