Archive | December 2006
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Build a Bear, the Feliz Navidad (We Are Marshall) Edition
Thought I was over you thought I could start anew I got a new job, new friends on the other side of town But here you are again just like a long lost friend And when I touched your hand it started all over again I can’t help myself here comes that feeling Just like [...]
Fulmer Loses Sumo Match to the Fatman;Knoxville Prep Football Star Harrison “Scrooge” Smith Spurns the Vols
In keeping with a new Tennessee High School football recruiting tradition, Harrison Smith announced his intentions to sign with Notre Dame. Effectively ruining Christmas for many Tennessee Taliban-Vols Fans whose lives depend on what a 17 year old does or does not do. Smith continues a tradition that includes Patrick Turner (USC), Brandon Turner (FSU), [...]
Build a Bear Workshop, Day….Fuck it, I lost count.
One of the larger of Bama’s and Mal Moore’s delusions was put to bed today when Dolphins head coach, Nick Saban, gave Mal the finger and told him to fuck off. Fuck off, Mal. After turning down the job once, Saban has been consistently hounded by rumors that he is heading back to the college [...]
Build a Bear Workshop, The Oh Shit Version
OK Mal Moore, we will stop making fun of your coaching search if you leave David Cutcliffe outta the Bear Hunt. ESPN’s Ivan Maisel blogs that Coach Cutt would make a good fit in the T-Town. For those of you who are cool like me, here is the ESPN Insider link. So here’s what [...]
Ranking the Marching Bands
I have a confession to make. First of all, I am not gay. However, I do love college fight songs. One of my hobbies is listening to and memorizing the various fight songs and traditions throughout college football. I love the marching bands and the pageantry. I have seen all of the supposedly great marching [...]
Build a Bear Workshop, Day @$76. Mark Richt and the French Maginot Line
Generals are notorious for their tendency to “fight the last war” — by using the strategies and tactics of the past to achieve victory in the present. Even SEC Coaches fall prey. Life’s lessons are hard won, and we like to apply them — even when they don’t apply. Mal Moore? Yes, indeed. Mal you [...]
The Ogre gets his 2nd Savior…
Coach O has found another Savior for the hair-covered turd that Ole Miss calls a football program. After the much-hyped Jesus figure known as Brent Schaeffa was proven to be a false prophet, Ogre and Colonel Reb were left sobbing into their Confederate hankerchiefs. “DadgoddamnSchaeffaboylefOleCoachO witabigsmellyshitsammich,” stated the rabidCajun, “Heposedtacomeinhey anbethegoddamnsavior. OOOOOOOOEEEE!! HesucklikaCoachO’s mamaondafirstdate.” Apparently [...]
Build A Bear: Day (n + 1)^2
No news could be good news in the Bama coaching search. Unless you’re a reporter or a fairly well known, bald sports talk show host in Alabama. Looks like good ole’ Mal Moore is gonna wait till the beginning of the new year before a coach will be named. Everyone’s assuming that means that they are [...]
