Did Anyone Hear Mark May’s “Trailer Park” comment in Regard to Nick Saban?

2007 January 1
by Jai Eugene

During ESPN’s halftime show of the MPC Computers Bowl at Boise Idaho, Mark May commented on what in the world could make Nick Saban leave the NFL for Alabama. May and noted Bammer Homer Rece Davis were engaged in spirited debate over Saban, with May’s logic making great sense (I was shocked, usually he is an idiot). May asked,”why would Saban leave Miami to return to a job that he must recruit and rely on 17-18 year olds for job security? ” Then May made this disparaging remark that inextricably linked Tuscaloosa and Trailer Parks forever “why would Saban leave Miami and the beach for the trailer parks of Bama?”. Oh Mark May, you have no idea what kind of shit storm you just created for yourself. Bammers are much more irrational than other SEC fans, who can forget that time the Bama Dad shot his son after another Bama loss to the Barn? The kid only wanted to borrow the car!!

Some have said you did not go far enough Mark, (HT MSU76 The Rebel Rouser) “Double-wide trailers, beef jerkey, Schlitz beer, pickup trucks on campus, and the most boorish, redneck fans in all of college football = the Bama Nation. And how about that great tailgating tradition all around the Quad….anyone want a couple of slices of Pappa Joe’s pizza?” (IrishJihad, Sorry my good friend. This was to good to pass up.)


ESPN thought they had problems when outed Metrosexual Chris Fowler made a similar comment about Tennessee… Most of you may not know this but there is a serious bias against Tennessee with the ESPN Gameday crew. It all started when Chris Fowler described UT fans as “trailer trash” and they got hell for it when they came to Knoxville the next time..and it is believed that Corso, Fowler and Herbie refuse to go Knoxville anymore.

BTW, why in the blue hell does Boise State have blue turf? Am I the only person that thinks that the turf detracts from the game? Like watching a Candian Football Game? I don’t understand either one.

Wait until the crazy deranged Bammer lunatics come pouring out of the Tuscaloosa Ghettos like cockroaches piled into jacked-up Chevy Novas and Trans Ams. They will be heading up to Bristol looking for some Steve Urkel ass, a University slandered in cold blood. But they didn’t count on a Bammers revenge!

An Eye For An Eye, A Houndstooth For A HoundsTooth !!!

25 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 January 1
    JM Stephens permalink

    this is a sad, irresponsible excuse for a blog.
    a uthug fan no doubt.

  2. 2007 January 1
    joebail permalink

    Speaking if trailer parks, this p.o.s. blog of yours is pure and simple trailer trash material!

  3. 2007 January 1

    Ahhhhh, here come the Bammers. Please don’t shoot me

  4. 2007 January 1

    According to an ESPN article, shortly after Alabama’s double-overtime loss to Arkansas a man (Joseph Alan Logan, 47) shot at, but missed, his 20-year-old son in a fit of rage over the outcome of the game. Sweet irony that the guy’s name is LOGAN

    Apparently Logan’s son, Joseph Logan, decided it was a good time to ask his father for a new car, prompting the violence. The amazing thing to me, and what probably prompted the Attempted Murder charges, is that Joseph Logan was not shot in the head because HE moved, not because his father pointed the gun away and fired elsewhere to scare him.
    http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=1626939

    Unstable bunch of people

  5. 2007 January 1

    This blog is a bunch of crap….

  6. 2007 January 1

    disembedded, you sensitive fuck, try using spellcheck cool-breeze

  7. 2007 January 1
    dismebedded sucks permalink

    disembedded your website is for pussies

  8. 2007 January 1
    tiger7_88 permalink

    uh oh, loser!!! the bammers have found you!!! my recommendation? the federal witness protection program… next thing you know you’ll have bricks coming through your window (for a start).

  9. 2007 January 1

    Thanks to all of you for such entertaining reading, :)

  10. 2007 January 1
    Vol1 permalink

    JM Stephens,disembedded ,joebail leave your trailers and go to a walgreens and get some lexapro and chill the fuck out!

  11. 2007 January 2
    sandman227 permalink

    As an Alabama grad, I have to take exception to those comments….we have shacks, dammit, not trailers!

  12. 2007 January 2
    RedTide permalink

    It’s just simple ignorance… Tennesee fans don’t realize that the real concentration of trailers is in Lee County, not Tuscaloosa County… after that last A$$ Whuppin the Barners laid on them, they’ve tried to forget that Auburn even exists…

  13. 2007 January 2
    Rush Propst permalink

    Then one night in desperation
    Juwan Simpson breaks away
    He buys a gun, steals a car,
    Tries to run, but he dont get ice cream
    And D.J. Hall cries

    Ha! You should hear his rap CD. Juwan dubbed samples of his Beretta’s slide racking whilst he makes threats to anyone who would dare dis him. I bet Ese Dreamer (DJ Hall his rap partner on the CD) is making those bad-azz throat slashes.

  14. 2007 January 2
    g man permalink

    most large city slums (around miami) would welcome sum mobile homes……..lol. tuscaloosa is a pretty area and offers a beautiful lake and golf course ….most espn folks love to come to tuscaloosa and eat ribs….lol ( dream land ) remember when BEAR BRYANT was offered the miami job ? he said, ” i would rather live by a good coach as to go to miami.”…lol.

  15. 2007 January 2
    Rush Propst permalink

    I can see why Saban would want to leave Miami, the city is like San Salvador, El Salvador or Bogota. Not a lot of difference

  16. 2007 January 2

    I would immediately hire Vol12 as your Chief of Security. He can put the chop-sockey on the Tides, or shoot’em up with his Glock, or at least turn his pit bulls loose to protect you. He knows all about them crazy Bammers

  17. 2007 January 4
    jim permalink

    by the way the dad was drunk, he did not shoot his son after losing, it was after we barely beat arkansas, he did not kill the boy, he shot the wall behind him. it was irresponsible but its not like every bama fan is like that. if you and mark may are gonna be insultin us, at least get the facts straight.

  18. 2007 January 5
    Jeroy Jenkins permalink

    per population, tuscalooser and miami have the same crime rate. So much for the safe small city Mrs. terry saban was looking for.

  19. 2007 January 5

    Thanks Jim (comment 18). Let me get this straight, it was a win not a loss; the boy lived; and guns are OK to discuss Bama football. Good point s Jim

  20. 2007 April 15

    Interesting comments.. :D

  21. 2008 April 17
    Jack Russo permalink

    Did we ever find out if Joseph Allan Logan went to jail (if so for how long) and what he was charged with? Or what happened to the poor son?

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