Just as Columbus Ohio prepares for rowdy behavior, Florida makes preparations for similar but disimilar behavior.

Hoping to avoid a night similar to when Nebraska went “Nebraska” on the Gators; or like when  Auburn ran the score up this year on the Gators; or at any moment during the game when  the Chris Leak Factor appears to put the game in jeopardy: Florida Hospitals are prepared.
What will the BCS National Championship Game bring to Florida Gator households? In towns and cities like Gainesville, Pensacola, and Lakeland, will Gator wives and girlfriends begin to show up at Hospital Emergency Rooms after mysteriously “falling down the trailer steps”? There are concerns that emergency rooms will overflow with Gator women who mysteriously fall down trailer steps and injure their faces, kidneys, spinal cords, and various other internal organs as well as missing clumps of hair. FEMA has contacted State Emergency Operations offering assistance to relieve the forecasted strain on emergency systems

(Above, yet another Gator victim seeks shelter from abuse)

Battered Women Advocates fear that the parade of injured women will start around the 2nd quarter and increase throughout the game with the masses start coming in. Emergency Rooms will provide referrals to shelters for those who desire to get away from their abusive partner. Think about it: Who, among your neighbors, wants a bunch of Gators with black eyes and stretch pants trolling their sidewalks? Think what that could do to your property value!

(Note, some portions of this post were compiled from readers comments)