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Nick Saban “Scares” Mitch Mustain-a-licious

UPDATE 1/18/2007 1200 CST http://loserwithsocks.wordpress.com/2007/01/18/sabans-reach-for-sec-domination-faces-hog-setback/ 1/17/07 1220 Update: (HT to Juan Garcia Abrego from Springdale) The Email that set of the series of unfortunate hillbilly events Click to open. Hog fans, keep your weiners away from the meat grinders!! Also Bonus video linked here We just figured out what in the hell has scared the [...]

Congressional Vote on Florida and the BCS

Vote description: Commending the University of Florida Gators for Their Victory in the 2006 Bowl Championship Series (BCS) and for Winning the National College Football Championship. Meyer’s request to legalize marijuana usage for Gator football players has been delayed until later in the year. Passes: 414-1 Single Nay Vote: “Courageous and Candid” Jack Kingston (My [...]

Mitch Mustain: One Stupid Mo-Fo

MAMA SAYS” ARKANSAS FOOSBALL IS THE DEVIL!!” CYA WATERBOY MUSTAIN!!!   How stupid are you if you are willing to follow this Gus Guru around to the armpits of college football? Do you not care about your own future? Tulsa? WTF are you thinking Mustain? Are you too busy working on that next metal masterpiece [...]

If Chris Donald loses his 5th Star……

Stay inside. Do not go out unless absolutely necessary. Do not attempt to engage any Volquester in conversation and avoid eye contact. Alert the authorites at once if you feel threatened. To a Volquester, nothing is more important than a recruit’s star ranking. Not beating Florida, not winning the national championship………………………….NOTHING! Wives will be cursed, [...]

Mitch Mustain Does Not Have a Big Head

What it was like. ..before that nasty angel-haired coiff sporting Nick Saban arrived back in the SEC. This video should be placed in a time capsule so we can remember what the SEC was like before the Nick Saban and the Bammers took it back. related stories on M-Stain and the Springdale Divas: Saban Scare [...]