Stay inside. Do not go out unless absolutely necessary. Do not attempt to engage any Volquester in conversation and avoid eye contact. Alert the authorites at once if you feel threatened.

To a Volquester, nothing is more important than a recruit’s star ranking. Not beating Florida, not winning the national championship………………………….NOTHING!

Wives will be cursed, children will be abandoned by the roadside, puppies will be kicked, and the fabric of society will be shredded to pieces.

 Please Dan Sherbet. You and your crew at Rivals are our only hope against the recruiting zealots. They will be out for blood. Help us Mr. Sherberrt you are our only hope.