Mustain to Louisville; Wal-Mart vs Papa Johns Pizza

2007 January 19
by Jai Eugene

LWS is chronicling the adventures of the crew of the itinerate New York garbage barge from Springdale named Mustain-Campbell, as they sail the southeast United States looking for a safe harbor berth to dump their cargo of refuse and take on new loads.

New Louisville coach Steve Kragthorpe said Thursday that he’s not interested in signing Mustain, who asked Arkansas coach Houston Nutt for a release from his scholarship on Tuesday.

“Due to widespread media speculation, the University of Louisville is not interested in recruiting Mitch Mustain,” Kragthorpe said in a statement released on CardinalSports.com, a Web site devoted to Louisville athletics.

Of course, after listening and watching Nick Saban and new Tulsa Coach Todd Graham, Kragthorpe has already fit Mitch with some $6000 Nike Cleats.

“Krag” or “Thorpe” as he is known in the Bluegrass State made the following statement to a small private booster gathering comprised of  Papa Johns Pizza  founder John Schnatter and Mustain’s momma Beck Campbell: “Welcome to the Ville, Mitch!! ESPN Thursday Night Football, a soft schedule, Free Papa Johns Pizza, freaky cheerleaders and a state of the art 30k seat football stadium await you.”

Springdale for the New World Order On-line newspaper link on Mustain

Oklahoma and the University of Tulsa have remained the two most likely options for Mustain, though things can quickly change.

45 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 January 19
    L-yes permalink

    Is this supposed to be funny?

  2. 2007 January 19

    Yes you cardinal dumbass. Why do you think we were nominated for the CFB Funniest Blog of the YEar?

    http://loserwithsocks.wordpress.com/2007/01/10/college-football-blogger-awards-lwsboise-state/

  3. 2007 January 19
    Rush Propst permalink

    This shit is funny as hell. Louisville? You dont even have a coach anymore. You are a shitty school in a shitty conference. My Bucs would… Whip. Your. Ass.

    Fuggin Dynasty!

  4. 2007 January 19
    Juan Garcia Abrego permalink

    Who won the Big East this year? Hoover HS or Springdale?

  5. 2007 January 19
    Big E permalink

    Wow what is this a high school site, obviously runover with dubmasses….

  6. 2007 January 19

    Big E

    Uhh, might use spell check next time. Punctuation helps set the tone of the message too.

    At least being in Florida, you are surrounded by other dumbasses, big E

  7. 2007 January 19
    GatorChamps1 permalink

    This site is a total waste of time. It really is.

  8. 2007 January 19
    Big E permalink

    Congrats on your big spell catch, and good luck getting your diploma at grade school too.

  9. 2007 January 19
    Pirate Looks at 8-12inches permalink

    Chris Leak is a pussy. Why did you gators boo him?

  10. 2007 January 19
    Gators like marijuana smoking Football Players permalink

    Is it this site busts on Herban Meyer and his lack of ethics?

  11. 2007 January 19
    Big E permalink

    I can understand why you have such a disdain for Florida, everytime you Vols come here you lose.

    Outback bowl 20-10 hmm who won that?

  12. 2007 January 19
    Tebow is a cracker permalink

    What is the real reason Gators hate Leak?

  13. 2007 January 19
    Big E permalink

    Hey but things are looking up, at least this year you were in a bowl game.

  14. 2007 January 19
    Ron Zook permalink

    Percy Harvin is a Future Felon

  15. 2007 January 19
    L-yes permalink

    “Yes you cardinal dumbass. Why do you think we were nominated for the CFB Funniest Blog of the YEar?”

    Being nominated by the guy you sleep with fails to impress anyone.

  16. 2007 January 19

    Stupid comment that make no sense L. Please try again

  17. 2007 January 19
    GatorChamps1 permalink

    I see the owner of this site responds to himself and others under different names.

    He writes crap and then posts links on team message boards for visits. How pathetic.

  18. 2007 January 19

    Really? How do you “see” that?

  19. 2007 January 19

    GatorChumps ( did you see how I just made fun of your name by replacing only one letter, I’m witty like that), we are everywhere. We see all, and know all.

  20. 2007 January 19

    IJ, are we the same?

  21. 2007 January 19

    pass me Marcus Thomas’s Bong Pipe

  22. 2007 January 19
    northindy2005@yahoo.com permalink

    I smoke poles.

  23. 2007 January 19
    Jarvis Moss and Ray McDonald permalink

    You Viles are scum! Look at your cheating coach! Foolmer! UCHEAT!!

  24. 2007 January 19

    http://s114.photobucket.com/albums/n262/weedline1983/?

  25. 2007 January 19
    Bobby Petrino permalink

    Louisville already publicly stated that we are not interested and he will not be a card. This blog was nothing more than a crack at UL and the Big East. I think I would enjoy that site more if most of the sports talk wasn’t from a biased, SEC perspective.

    I like how they degrade Thursday night football when the UL/WVU matchup is the third most watched college football game ever on EPSN/ESPN2. Not to mention everything else they said about Louisville is not true, well except for the freaky cheerleader part…

  26. 2007 January 23
    John permalink

    Louisville, with its Papa Johns Pizza, Thursday games, and a soft schedule would work whoever you’re a fan of. Talk all you want, THEY WIN. So I just saw that you are a fan of UT, enough said. Your quarterback is Erik fuc#n Ainge. HE BLOWS, UT BLOWS, THEY GOT THUMPED BY PENN STATE, by the way they were 6-6 going into that game. When your team actually does anything, then talk about a program that just won a BCS game. UNTIL THEM GO RUB ON FAT PHIL.

    UT SUCKS

  27. 2007 January 23

    John

    Let’s face it, UL and the 30K stadium and freaky cheerleaders are a one hit wonder. All of that anger must be from you possessing a small penis

  28. 2007 January 23
    John permalink

    ERIK AINGE

    Enough said

  29. 2007 January 23
    John permalink

    One hit wonder
    12-1 2006
    9-4 2005
    11-1 2004
    9-4 2003
    7-5 2002
    10-2 2001

    What are UT’s past record?
    By the way, Brian Brohm decided to come to this one hit wonder over GODLY UT. Louisville is a 1 hit wonder though

  30. 2007 January 23

    fragthorpe will keep UL in the midmajor where it belongs.

    Do you need me to discuss Big East schedules? I have plenty of Colin Cowherd Podcasts that discuss the easy schedules of big east teams.Anyone with bit of talent can run 12-1 playing those schedules

    Brohm has a family history with UL, father brother so that was easy.

    Anything else?

  31. 2007 January 23

    John, Louisville, with a schedule as soft as the dough of an undercooked Papa John’s pizza, should have good records every year.

  32. 2007 January 23

    And Brohm’s decision to go to UL had nothing to do with the fact his brother is a coach there?

  33. 2007 January 23
    John permalink

    1. Your coach is Phil Fulmer, he hasn’t had a good year since 98.
    2. Do we need discuss that WVU *Big East Champion, handed Georgia (SEC champ, so in other words GOD) their asses in the Sugar Bowl. And that the dough boys from Louisville hung 59, let me say it again, 59 on a Kentucky team that almost beat UT.
    3. For the Brohm fact, face the fact that Louisville is doing more with less talent. UT has all the talent in the world, yet they do nothing.

    Let’s come with facts next time.

    Any other questions?

  34. 2007 January 23
    Bobby Petrino permalink

    If louisville is such a hotshit program, why did I leave again? Help me John, when did Louisville win their last NC? I forgot the year.

    Rather than write it, listen John. Stop living through WVU, John.
    John, it has to hurt, and I am sorry for the pain. UL is a moneyshot that just isn’t squirting anymore. Listen and learn John:

    http://www.archive.org/details/weakbigeast
    http://www.mediamax.com/loserwithsocks/Hosted/herd_11102006_1.mp3

  35. 2007 January 23

    John

    You can’t win. Please go away

  36. 2007 January 23

    l yes baby!! ull be the one kissing our asses when were the kings of the college football world!!! and it all starts when we slap the lpt trash around at commoners stadium in lexintong kentucky!!!

    louisville 85
    lpt 17

  37. 2007 January 23

    English please?

  38. 2007 January 23
    John permalink

    Louisville, you got nothin?

    I understand that the Big East sucks. Louisville is a flash in the pan. I wish I could service Mitch Mustain

  39. 2007 January 23

    OK John, you have crushed with Louisville and Big East Superiority. Thanks for making things right

  40. 2007 January 23
    John permalink

    Just wanted to get the facts straight.

    GO Vols

  41. 2007 January 23

    you did, now go away with the “facts”

  42. 2007 January 23
    John permalink

    You gotta love it, I want some LWS Wiener!!!.

    I’ll go ahead and do it for ya
    GO VOLS

  43. 2007 January 24
    ThrillVille permalink

    By the way dumbass,its 45,000 seats and about to be 65+.So quit bending facts to try and make your self look smart.Louisville will crush you.Face it the Ville is loaded and its about to get even better.

    GO CARDS!!!!!

  44. 2007 January 25

    Thanks for the correction. Must have sold more pizzas than we gave you credit for

    http://www.junkfoodblog.com/uploaded_images/papa-johns-perfect-pan.jpg

  45. 2007 January 25
    John permalink

    WILLIE WILLIAMS, WOODNY TURRENE Coming to a team near you to kick their ass.

    The Ville is loaded
    And UT isn’t

    GO CARDS

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