Rivals in the nude, MySpace freakshows, and smoking the LWS sticky icky icky.. All this and more in this edition of LWS Mailbag..
As I opened my inbox a few days ago and sifted through many questions from our readers, I noticed a disturbing trend. It is becoming a common occurence for jock sniffer-sniffers (see urban dictionary) to frequent high school athlete’s MySpace accounts for “inside info.” Before we get into the mailbag, allow me to quickly address these psycho’s of the world wide web. Dear freakshows, take a moment if you will and think about what you are doing. You are, in essence, stalking 18 year old BOYS in hopes to gain any information you can as to where this BOY will be attending college. You send friend requests, you post comments, you even post comments about these BOYS pictures. You are a psycho, in every sense of the word. Turn in your man card, you are a pussay. Now, onto the mailbag…..
Ted (Wilmington): There’s a lot of talent coming back next season in the Pac 10….do you see them being better overall than every conference but the SEC?
Thanks for the question, Ted. The answer is yes, I do. The Pac 10 is notorious for the best golf schools in the country, and I see it being no different this season.
Rich (Douglas AK ) : My employer drug tested me yesterday and it came back positive for Loser with Socks and now I’m suspended to spend more time with LWS. Its a WIN WIN situation. Will you hang with me?
Keep smokin’ our schwag, Richy Rich. Might I suggest using this time off of work to watch over and over again the video of Saban and the drunk heffer who caught a DUI by 11:30am. It is time well spent.
Brent (Nashville) Is tom lemming the Harry potter of recruiting?
Tom Lemming is the Ricky Bobby of recruiting. He wakes up in the morning and pisses excellence, much like Rich from Douglas, AK.
VolFan1978: Do you surf Rivals nude like me?
No, but Beano Cook, Nick Saban, Gus Malzahn, orangeburl, and Kevin Federline all do. So relax, you are in good company.
The Real Diaper (Cali) Myspace or Facebook? Which do you prefer to keep tabs on a recruit?
Keep tabs on, or stalk, Diaper? Keeping tabs would be checking your favorite recruting site like every sane, normal, non pedophile would do. If you do not fall into this broad category, turn yourself in to the local authorities.
That’s all the time we have this week for Mailbag, time to put my clothes back on and get back to work.
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If Weiss is so fat, is his dink a link small?
I will ban you
Pac-10 golf rules
I think that Weis, Kangaroos, and Possums all carry their young in pouches
I thought Weis ate his young.
opossums
send some of that schwag down here. TEH KIND is to tehxpensive.
Armadillos, possum on the half-shell
Band Campers rule!!!!!
Texas A&M ’s band is better than Bama’s band.