Nick Saban is pissed. This guy has better hair than Nick and he just took Nick’s old job in Miami. Kirk Cameron apparently knows how to coach in the NFL and knows QBs ask for Drew Brees or Phillip Rivers. Unlike somebody else that left in the middle of the night like Coach Fran left Bama going to TAMU like Nick left Miami going to Trailer Town or the Colts leaving Baltimore for Indianapolis.
This guy, Kirk Cameron, is so much more GQ and much more stylish than Saban. I bet that Kirk does not chew his nails either. Saban’s spin master, Uber Agent Jimmy Sexton released the following statement on Saban’s behalf:
I am making a list of people in who’s front lawns that I will be making deposits of big huge hairy dumps. Cam, you just moved into the top 5 of that list. Expect it when you least expect it. Clearly, my coiff is superior to your Supercuts Mall haircut. Big poop in your bermuda grass bitch.
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Saban could beat the piss out of Cameron. what the hell kind of name is Cam Cameron, anyway? Rod Rodriguez, I think not. Even hispanics know better.