(Like this trophy, I am made of glass. You can squeeze me a little but be careful cause I might break)

UPDATE: Dan Patrick to interview Chris Leak today (1/29/07) Podcast will be available tomorrow.

The press blitz for Chris Leak leading up to the Senior Bowl was sickening, a whole lot of fluff of how he was misunderstood and how badly treated he was by the Gator Nation, it was like watching bad fetish rubber porn. Essentially, time that can never be regained. Leak, never disappoints. Calgary is calling butterfingers.

Leak, proving that the “Chris Leak Factor” is alive and well and the BCS Game was a fluke, was roughed up again in the Senior Bowl. I guess the Gator Nation was right, Leak does suck. Never one to disappoint, Leak let it all hang out by fumbling twice and sliding at every opportunity.

Do they even let the defense blitz in these All-Star Games? Maybe Jim Tressell thought that the BCS Game was an All-Star game since he never rushed more than 4 defenders either. Leak didn’t talk to reporters after the game. Imagine that. Just when Leak’s sharting issues were almost resolved too….

Don’t worry Chris, most of these guys in the Senior Bowk are going to the NFL so you won’t see them again. In the pic above, did you lose sphincter control? Rumors are that you are considering “retiring from contact sports”.

Herban Meyer and Ron Zook both agree that they are not surprised. Both coaches agree that Leak has been hiding this to long; Leak has been living a lie and they are both happy that he has finally found some inner peace with himself.

You’re crazy if you think this guy will be drafted in the NFL. He’s 6’0″ 5′ 10 1/2 tops… which is strike number one. He’s got an average arm at best in terms of ball velocity… that’s strike number 2. That puts him as a third round pick at best. If he shows any other weaknesses… like a poor performance at an all-star game, bad accuracy at the combine or a low Wonderlic score, he’ll have no chance being drafted at all.

The TeBow shadow follows Leak everywhere he turns. Gator fans really did not comprehend how tentative Leak really was until he spent his senior year sharing quarterback responsibilities with true freshman Tim Tebow, whose home-state roots and aggressive running style made him an immediate fan favorite. The Gator Nation quickly hated Leak more than ever. That was a lot to overcome.

(Meyer said later, “I am so glad he is gone now. The Gator Nation is glad he is gone.”)

Let’s be honest, the Arena League is way to violent for guy like Chris. I can’t imagine Chris Leak banging into walls. Hitting and getting hit is way to freaky for the Glass Man. The Canadian Football League might be a good choice, but the field is to big for Leak’s average arm. It easy enough to imagine Leak standing on the sideline in Calgary or Edmonton, wearing a headset, charting plays, and wondering if it is OK to like girls.

(The Gators almost seem elated to be rid of the pants-shitting fumbling QB)

May we recommend an a solution that is more fitting for Chris Leak’s style of play? Professional Flag Football. PFFL, is tailor-made for the discriminating Quarterback that does not like to be touched. The humble and confused QB had this say about his first flag football practice:

“It was a great tempo,” Leak said. “Things go a lot faster at the next level and I think the coaches have really stressed getting the ball out fast and making sure you’re going full speed at all times.

“We just try to take everything in and just come out and prepare for a game. It’s great opportunity we have in front of us and guys did a great job of staying focused and working hard.”

Ok Chris, if you look at the pic there is some contact. We firmly believe that you can handle it. See? You can wear some pads too

http://www.flagmag.com/