Alabama Head Coach Nick “Feathered Angel Hair Bangs” Saban hosted 467 recruits (Which roughly translates to the total number of National Championships won by Alabama) this last weekend. The influx of recruits overtaxedTuscaloosa’s prodigious Trailer Park Community. Emergency crews worked round the clock to keep septic tanks flowing throughout the weekend.

Saban did receive a committment from LSU ex-commit Luther Davis. Expect many more of these substitute your schools name commits switching to Bama in the next 10 days as Saban and his apocalyptic cult of Bama Fans slash and burn their way to the top of the heap. Here is what Big Luther had to say about Saban, Miles and LSU:

“If I knew then what I know now, I would’ve never committed to LSU,” Davis told Gannett Louisiana. “Coach Henson (LSU Recruiter) disrespected my family. We understood why he was upset, but you just don’t do that. Coach Henson blew my trip to Alabama way out of proportion.”

Miles’ policy about not visiting other schools after committing to him is rare. Most coaches allow visits to other schools. after committing to a particular school. Miles took back the scholarship offer several days after Davis visited Alabama on Jan. 19 because Miles has a policy that once a prospect to LSU he can no longer visit other schools. Davis also visited Alabama after telling Tigers coaches he wasn’t interested in Alabama.

Davis said he was still considering LSU strongly after visiting Alabama last week until LSU recruiting coordinator Josh Henson contacted Davis and his family at home in West Monroe on Monday night to discuss Davis’ visit to Tuscaloosa and how he tried to keep it a secret from LSU. Davis said Henson was angry.

“I’ve always respected coach Saban,” said Davis. “Believe in everything he tries to do. He’s proven. When he came to LSU, he inherited a 3-8 team. Then years later and they were a powerhouse. Now, LSU is one of the most feared programs in the country. I mean coach Miles is a good coach, but he’s getting most of his success from coach Saban.” Click here for Saban’s interview on the Finebaum Show.

Is this is not the funniest shit? Talk about irony, Davis lied, and then disses Les “Rainman” Miles in the process.