In a sign of its commitment to excellence which by the way is synonymous with both Ed Orgeron and Ole Miss (Think of the Chicago Cubs ), Mississippi will announce a two-year contract extension later today that takes the coach through 2010, a source close to the situation said early Tuesday. This effectively removes Orgeron from consideration to replace Bill Parcells at Dallas.
SEC rivals continue to guffaw at Ole Miss AD Pete Boone. Like a longstanding practical joke that never stops being funny, Boone is believed to be the equal of a small town simpleton. He was convinced by other Athletic Directors that Orgeron was fast rising coaching talent and moved quickly to sign him away from Pete Carroll. Now it just evokes tears of laughter and coffee blown through nostrils levels of humor, as they relive the day that Orgeron was signed by Ole Miss. “We never thought he would really do it, now it has gone to far.” laughed Florida AD Jeremy Foley. Former SEC Commissioner Roy Kramer remembers, “We had a bunch of coaches to pick from, Meyer, Spurrier and even Zook. We thought long and hard about Zook, but hell, even Zook could win at Oxford. Then Phil Fulmer mentioned Orgeron. Fulmer was already pissed at Boone for firing his friend Cutcliffe. I thought to myself, Fulmer sure can stick it to people when he wants to get even. So we just steered Pete towards Orgeron and now we got us an SEC legend!!”
(He looks like such a little imp)
Boone, stealing a page from Alabama Athletic Director Mal 
Moore’s coaching search playbook moved quickly to lock down his highly coveted coach Ed Orgeron. After watching the Nick Saban debacle, Boone said “that shit ain’t happening here, there is a reason that Mississippi is ranked behind Alabama in public education. I learn something new every day from reading the Alabama newspapers”. Boone’s strategic foresight now avoids a bidding war for the services of his volatile, troubled but brilliant coach. Orgeron, pictured left, just about to punch the face of the woman in blue, had been rumored for several high profile jobs to include the Dallas Cowboys, Alabama and Miami Hurricanes (Warrants for his arrest in Miami nullified his selection).
Most recently he was rumored to replace Bobby Ross at Army. It is believed that Coach O would have been a perfect fit at West Point, where players are used to shirtless, titty-twisting, nipple-piercing, screaming, spitting, sweating, and tongue-talking Battle Captains like Orgeron.
Orgeron’s Ole Miss teams are noted for their defensive prowess. Orgeron has shown marked improvement at Ole Miss with the SEC’s 11th ranked Defense (There are only 12 teams) and Mississippi was 3-8 in Orgeron’s first season and 4-8 last year, ending the season with a 20-17 defeat of rival Mississippi State.
Zook never won in Oxford dipshit
UrMama
Try reading with comprehesion next time. I know that being assigned to FORSCOM sucks, but don’t take it on us.
This is what Roy Kramer had to say about Ron Zook at Oxford:
“We had a bunch of coaches to pick from, Meyer, Spurrier and even Zook. We thought long and hard about Zook, but hell, even Zook could win at Oxford.”
Any truth to the rumor that he is paid in pickled pigs’ feet?
The Siege of Memphis continues.
haha it took a 12 game schedule to win one more game than last season but still had 8 in the L column. With the 4-8 season, he tied the W’s Cut had in his final season at OM. Congrats I hope they keep him there for 50 years.
[...] out this powerful story of SEC betrayal and just plain old meanness Coach O [...]
Put your arms around me baby
Can’t you see I need you so
Hold me close against your skin
I’m about to begin
Lovin’ you
Spit on your hand and stroke my cock
At a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me
How big they are
Honey, rub your beaver
Up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed
And watch me whack off
You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out
At a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend’s dick
And how big it was
Now shave off my pubes
And punch me in the face
Whoa darlin’
Make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman
And take my picture to show
All the people you work with
Now pull up my scrotum
And take the shampoo bottle
Out of my ass
Pretend I’m the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo
And make me give you head
Tell me to slow down
And do it at a medium pace
I feel so humiliated
I’m about to blow my load
You tell me it’s time to make love
But now I can’t
‘Cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes
And you realize
How much I enjoy lovin’ you
I’m so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I’ll be better at lovin’ you
pantene
pantene
[...] in the other corner, Ed Orgeron, whose work mostly speaks for itself. Best of all, he’s inspired a new website called FireCoachO.com, which features one of the [...]
I aint goin’ down without a fight. Pete Boone hasn’t seen the last of me.