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Bob Flewis Kant Spel.
Bob Flewis uv Volkwest.org kant spel. Itz a proovn fakt. Hee iz allso a dumbas.
Note to Bob Flewis of Volkwest dot org
Well, I had planned on posting an open message to Bob Flewis, but since I try to spell my words correctly I didn’t think he would be able to read the message.
Chris “I am the Glassman” Leak Shuns Full Contact Football
(Like this trophy, I am made of glass. You can squeeze me a little but be careful cause I might break) UPDATE: Dan Patrick to interview Chris Leak today (1/29/07) Podcast will be available tomorrow. The press blitz for Chris Leak leading up to the Senior Bowl was sickening, a whole lot of fluff [...]
Caption Opportunity
Below is one of The Generals Quarters Moderators. Help put a slogan on the sign he is holding. Hint: This guy is not a good guy
G-U-S-M-A-L-Z-A-H-N IS GONE! A Pay Raise for Nutt
Giving Houston Nutt a raise through this Mustain/Malzahn scandal and the 3 game losing streak at the end of the season turmoil would be like feeding your dog ex-lax before you mow the lawn. Arkansas athletic director Frank Broyles still intends to give coach Houston Nutt a pay raise, despite displeasure among some 50-60 fans (last week’s protest) regarding [...]
Nick Saban Sets Recruiting Record
Alabama Head Coach Nick “Feathered Angel Hair Bangs” Saban hosted 467 recruits (Which roughly translates to the total number of National Championships won by Alabama) this last weekend. The influx of recruits overtaxedTuscaloosa’s prodigious Trailer Park Community. Emergency crews worked round the clock to keep septic tanks flowing throughout the weekend. Saban did receive a [...]
It Wasn’t the Crappy Defense but a “LifeStyle Change” that Intrigued Ed Orgeron;
Orgeron wasn’t really looking for a defensive coordinator when he began shopping around for new assistants this off-season. In fact, O was looking for aluminum cans to sell for pocket money when this braniac appeared. But when he realized John Thompson was available, the second-year coach said it was easy to give up his title. [...]
