Archive | February 2007
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Skip Bayless AKA Rusty Sheriff’s Badge
Memo to Skip Bayless AKA Rusty Sheriff’s Badge You are being to remind me of hemorrhoid that has fully extended from the anus is now beginning to itch and bleed. Making hysterical and outlandish comments is not really helping your already “rusty” image. You have a whiny voice that really does sound like fingernails on [...]
Papa Bowden Sticks the Long Wiener to Brandon Warren
A clearly embarrassed Mark Packer, the Knoxville sportscaster who steered Brandon Warren to FSU last season is speechless. Packer was overheard to say, “I thought Coach Bowden was Christian.” Here is an update and link to the Brandon Warren transfer. Story Here. Florida State tight end Brandon Warren has been denied his request for a [...]
Bruce Pearl gives Gameball to Dickie V
Fucking eat it Gators. Sweet stinky weed is the root of all evil for the Bengals of the SEC. The good news was that the always classy Florida players didn’t suckerpunch any cheerleaders or unsuspecting fans after losing again. “We have to stick together,” Noah said. “We have some issues right now (really? Thanks Dick [...]
Pat Summitt as a Cheerleader Video
Thanks to Awful Announcing Blog for the Video. She appears to have the onset of cankles. Check out the live blog at DigitalHeadButt Link Joakim Noah had to be restrained from whipping her ass. Why? He hates girls that are prettier than he is…Link Our Battle Captain sheds his inhibitions:
Dickie Vitale Reveals Billy Dononvan Comments…..Oops and Oh Shit
“I’m not going to comment,” Donovan said, “on something I didn’t say.” Go ahead and spin it Eddie Munster and Dickie V. Dickie V’s ADHD just pooped on Florida’s season and confidence. Noah is already having issues adjusting to the Estrogen Shots, now this? Dickie should have just said that Noah has saggy tits. (Thanks [...]
Racist Rednecks Unite! Firetubbysmith.com
If there are two things we have established regarding Kentucky basketball fans, it is that they are all hideous looking (Judd=skank), and that they are racist hicks. Moving on, thanks to a tip from a friend of the Socks, we have discovered firetubbysmith.com.. Apparently from looking at the first topic on the message board, racism [...]
Chris Leak Racks Up an 8 on the Wonderlic. Calgary or Bust Bitches
(Thanks for the Email on this Steve) Toby Korrodi says thanks to Chris “Hookslide” Leak. Korrodi would have scored this year’s lowest Wonderlic Score of 12 if Leak had not Eagled the test with an 8. Somebody forgot to tell Leak that scoring lower than your jersey number doesn’t really impress NFL Scouts. Can anyone [...]
New Gator Uniforms Previewed
In recognition of the Gator Nation’s Legacy. Here is to you Mr. Button-fly 501 Levi Jorts, Thanks Gators!!! With Florida coming to Knoxville soon, the Gators could be sporting some of the new Nike uniforms linked here. What is truly exceptional about THE University of Florida (Chris Leak doesn’t really ‘get’ that. Listen to the [...]
