Today is huge for Bama. According to Cool Hand Mike aka Luke North, King of the Money Shot, the SEC must focus on the fact that Alabama is now free to resume normal operations, go weapons free, recruit by reconthrough contact.
While everyone (ESPN Radio Podcasts will be posted later today) is talking about Nick Saban stepping on his crank (we will have more on that later today), we don’t want any coonass talk on this post. Today is the equivelent of VE/VJ in Ghettos of Tuscaloosa. Here is what the Bama Porn Star had to say about it:
Well well well. No more peeing in the cup for Miles Brand. Fuck you very much. 5 years ago you tried, oh you tried, to destroy us. Yet here we are with a top notch coach and a damn fine recruiting class. BUUUUUURRRRRN!
It’s been five long years since you pulled the rabbit out of your hat. Were we guilty of buying a player? Probably. Were we the only ones to have done this? Hell no. So why were we made an example of? Sheer fucking spite if you ask me.
I love you
That picture is classic.
The secretary’s name was Debbie Gibson so at first I was like, ” Go on you fucking player!” Then I saw her and I figured that if he can make a idiotic decision by dicking that woman, how the hell can I trust his ass on first and goal.
The same shit went for Mike Price. If he had been fucking a Miss Florida candidate, he’d still be on the sideline at Alabama. Cheat up not down, you fucking morons.
Now Sheri Shula was a whole other story. When the university fired Mike, I wanted to start a petition to retain her “services”.
Censored. It’s cool. I always knew you all were cool. Can I advertise on this site?
I notice that I have small penis. I might post email address and number
I am still free if you need me Mal!!!
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