Herban Meyer and the Florida Gators Take Another Bong Hit
Sweet and stinky weed!!! Herban has two more defenders Darryl Gresham Jr. and Jon Demps that are “suspended” for an incident that is said to involve marijuana use. Better than even money says these future felons will be back in the lineup by the Tennessee game. Herban’s defense is already depleted from graduation and other illegal narcotics violations. The expectations in Gainesville are to high (no pun intended). Meyer has shown that some illegal drug use and abuse will not stand in his way (Marcus Thomas and Jarvis Moss).
Why in the blue hell doesn’t Congress make marijuana legal? Stop wasting a great man’s time forcing him to deal with out useless punishments. Face it, Mota is have an adverse impact on Florida Football, Herban Meyer, and the it is killing the dreams of Gator football players that smoke it. The needless suspensions are destroying these young men’s livelihood. How can they make a living if they can’t play football? Lets make Pot legal for the Gators, folks. Until the great day that Pot is legal; Gator Nation, we have to take care of these youngsters. Coach Meyer can only do so much for them. So Gator Nation, if you see a Gator football player out in public, buy him a beer (or two) or offer to score him so weed or the drug their choice. Lets show these courageous athletes your support!! And Gator players?…relax Coach has got you covered.
Meyer is said to be a futurist, a master tactician and strict disciplinarian. It will be time for herban to use his complicated suspension algorithm to determine what games not to suspend this dopers. The algorithm does confuse opposing coaches gameplans, nobody will know who will be playing in the games!!
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dopey article….
Meyer needed the scholarships. He is so fucking smart, he kicks off Zook recruits. Zook is a fucking shadow hanging over Meyer’s head because Meyer won using Zook’s kids.
He is brilliant. I wish I could have his baby