Michael Irvin, I am getting emotional. You and Tom Jackson were workin’ so hard, and I’m was just so proud of you. You reminded me of me, precocious and full of
wonderment. Sort of like me except that I don’t have all of this felonious nonsense attached to me. I was to lazy to run lexus-nexus on Irvin’s checkered career but I did receive this email compilation list of Irvin’s crimes (HT Biglead). Link
Below is a checkered career of lawlessness and complete disregard of societal mores so decadent and vile that even Florida coach Urban “Herban” Meyer throws up in his mouth (just a little) at the mention of your name. Goodbye Mike, you will do well in Gainesville. You played at Miami and later for Barry Switzer, with that kind of resume, Coach Meyer can use your “expertise”.
- hookers and blow
- Actually is a convicted felon.
- And a habitual drug user.
- University of Florida Recruiting Coordinator (Reefer Parties)
- Oh, but now he’s found God, so that’s okay.
- Tireless self-promoter.
- Played for the University of Miami.
- And for the Cowboys.
- And won’t shut up about either.
- Actually, just won’t shut up, period.
- Taught Steven A. Smith how to yell/scream
- Wanted to have sex with Deion Sanders
- Conspired with Stuart Scott to ruin Sport Center
- pimp suit he wore to his trial in the mid 90′s will always hold a special place in my heart
I hear that coke wants hium to be their poster boy.
Mikey can be shown snorting a line while getting knobbed in the back of a strip joint…then zoom in on him looking into the camera and saying, “Its the real thing”, while smiling into the camera.
Look dude, I am a fucking cock craver. My sig is as gay is it gets: 1, 2, Urban is coming for you. I should have gone with: roses are red violets are blue i love cocks and their goo
my name’s lance and i like nuts
My name is KnightGator, and I like to lie in my parents basement and stroke to a full-size poster of Chris Collingsworth
Irv’s my boy yo. Don’t bee’s talkin hate bout da playmaka..i assault a bitch for dat. Vol be cruckin’–i smack Fulmer if be sayin dat