Ahem, Our First Tip From a Gator.
Taurean “Killer” Green “Buds” (photo below, he is a Nole BTW) , a proud member of the Geightor Nation and avid Vol Heighter, alerted us that the Basketball Geightors might be wearing new uniforms in the near future. Maybe even in Knoxville?
As with any venture that involves Florida, one has to wonder if the Nike Sweatshops labor force were smoking some of Marcus Thomas’s sweet stinky weed while making the uniforms. Remember these things? They were Bill the Cat hairball ugly. I was even embarrassed for the Geightor Nation that day.
Joakim Noah is probably the most excited geightor, incorrectly believing that these muy feo uniforms will remove the focus off of his bitchy, Chris Leak-ish, menstrual-cycle induced and bloated tranny ass. Sorry Noah, there are very few things in this world that could possibly make us stop staring. Well maybe there is one…maybe:
We think that the Geightors will feel and perform like the actors in the video below, visually poetic yet Noah-ugly (Urban Dictionary Approval pending). You can almost hear and smell the fatties light up in Gainesville as the Florida Football team trips out on the video.
Florida could be wearing the new uniforms designed by Nike when the Gators travel to Knoxville on Tuesday to face Tennessee.
“If they get here in time we could wear them for Tennessee,” Donovan said. “I’m leaving it up to the players. If they like them, we’ll keep wearing them.”
The uniforms are more form-fitting than the current ones worn by the Gators and feature some alligator-skin patterns. Florida, North Carolina and Ohio State are among the teams who will be wearing new uniforms. Link
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Furthermore, the color of the alligator print will be what one Florida Football coach called “weed green.”
the chick kissing the goat makes my chubbie get fattie
blinded by the light. ragged up like a douchebag in the middle of the night.
what a kiss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on your mark!
get set!
freeeeeeeep!