Somber Cajun Ed Orgeron Fails to “Button” Joe McKnight
“Joe McKnight is the best player in America. Laugh all you want. But we’re in the boat with him.” — Ole Miss Running Back Coach Frank Wilson
Frank, we (the SEC and Pete Carroll) are laughing our asses off right now. I am sure that Coach O has whipped your ass and sodomized you with a rolled up ESPN Magazine for your failure to sign Joe McKnight.
Frank Wilson guarantees Joe McKnight-May 24 Kent McLeod, Coordinator of Football Operations
ESPN’s The Magazine recently ran a story on yet another Ed
Orgeron failure, the Batshit Crazy Cajun’s (Coon-ass for Bama Fans) highly unsucccessful and now embarrassingly public recruitment of running back Joe McKnight. They had been working this kid since 2002!! That makes it even more hilarious.
The story chronicles how Batshit Crazy Ed is supposed to be “one man recruiting machine” failed to “button” up a high touted recruit. Damn, it’s
really harsh when a major sports publication like The Magazine subtly destroys the one thing that you are supposed to be good at….recruiting. Ed now has achieved the ultimate restraining order, shirtless, wild-boyz, titty twisting trifecta: a chip on his shoulder, a monkey on his back, and Starkville-sized stick up his ass.
Orgeron and his staff, who really can’t be that smart if they are work for Orgeron, worked on this kid for two years only to lose him to a conference call with Reggie Bush to Southern Cal. I guess the McKnight family was not amused with Orgeron’s cheap parlor tricks of sticking his pecker in an exhaust pipe or kissing the family cat on the lips (despite having a severe allergy to cats).
Ole Miss was so focused on getting McKnight that they pissed off the other running back that they were chasing. Robert Elliot,the other running back
got a little jealous that he was not getting enough Ole Miss love so he jumped ship to Sly Croom (here is the Elliot recruiting failure) for the promise of a jersey number. That jersey number happened to be the number “2″. Which coincidently happened to the total number of running backs being recruited and lost by Ole Miss. That is funny shit….0 or O, that also coincides with how many running backs Ole Miss signed this year….0
I am betting that Orgeron and the Ole Miss Fanbase missed that creative bitch slap by ESPN. Coach O is not a Miami CSI like David Caruso on “buttoning”.
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Give me a break, its not like Ol Miss was ever like a USC or FSU. Its freakin Ol’ Miss and their in Mississippi for goodness sakes. Who wants to go to Mississippi when you’re aske to go to Hollywood. Go blow it out your Vol @ss!
Idiot, we are slamming Ole Miss…Try reading it next time..idiot
Ed?? Get down from that ladder you’re scaring me
Trojanwashingmachine
I hope you do NOT have a degree from USC. That might be the stupidest comment ever
Chris Leak’s Hookslide-
Maybe YOU should try reading. Where in the hell in TrojanWarMachine’s comment does he say anything about the article bashing USC? IDIOT!
Hey 5, where did you get bashing USC? Hookslide was saying he was bashing Ole Miss instead of defending it. I don’t see anything about bashing USC anywhere.
IDIOT!
I have a question. Are you David Cutcliffe or some relative of his?
I can’t think of any other reason why at UT fan would have so much hatred towards Ole Miss in general and Coach O in particular. I understand getting a laugh at O, because his personality is fun and easy to exaggerate for a laugh, but you always seem to take it a step overboard.
You go past the point of trying just trying to be funny, where you almost come off as someone who is pissed off because they walked in on their best friend screwing their girlfriend.
On the subject though, I don’t see a whole lot about the McKnight situation or the ESPN the Magazine article that you could truly make fun of our staff about. They were in on probably the top recruit in the country and had a realistic shot of landing him coming off a 4-8 season, going up against two schools that had just capped 10+ win seasons with convincing BCS bowl victories. I’d say that it shows our staff’s recruiting prowess to even be a finalist. Landing the signature is all that really matters, but I don’t know many other staffs that could have even gotten our hat on the table coming off a 4-8 season.
RebelMan
We spread the hate equally. Look around and see…
BTW, my name is David Cutcliffe
Ole miss fans you got the right attitude . Embrace being the Bridesmaid or the Chicago Cubs of the SEC West
I’d say that it shows our staff’s recruiting prowess to even be a finalist.
You gotta be kidding. Wilson was in on the kid from 2002. How do you dick that up? I bet it was the pecker inthe tailpipe or O shooting himself in the nuts just to see if it hurts that cost you guys McKnight.
Wake up Rebs. O is an idiot
Yuck, man. Do cats even have lips?
I don’t know, but when I get home, I’m gonna find out.
Calm down people. While I am a Trojan fan, I didn’t like the article in the way that it portrayed Coach O. Maybe it’s because many of us Trojan fans still try to root for Coach O because of what he has done for USC.
I hope Pete Carroll saved him a spot on his staff after he gets shit-canned in Oxford.
O is allergic to cats, that is why it is so special
O is the worst excuse for a head coach I have ever seen…. You will never see more than 4 wins in oxford with him there! By the way oxford is pathetic and the grove sucks….
Who remembers the time Ed castrated that Bull before the Bama Game?
That is the way Ed rolls Baby!!
http://loserwithsocks.wordpress.com/2006/10/11/coach-orgerons-press-conference-castrating-the-bull-prepping-for-alabama-2/
wooo. im all for that bidniss!
http://geauxlsunpredictable.blogspot.com/2007/02/friday-bob-fm-song-of-teh-day-ugly.html
WOW… issuing blame clearly seems to be a big time hobby down your way. Coach Ed got some other blue chippers that Miss would not normally have signed, so give it a rest. We will continue to pull for you guys…give it time, it will happen.
Hey Ole Miss fans, you had about as much chance of signing McKnight as State did signing Ryan Perrriloux. Unfortunately for you, Bebe pissed away the signature of the RB who actually wanted to go to OM.
i am very happy to be here
I remember when Ed named Blunt smoking Brent as his starting QB, then old Brent almost didn’t qualify at Ole Miss…
Crazy how well Joe McKnight played in the Rose Bowl
Only a freshman, he showed that he’s already very good, accounting for 206 all-purpose yards — 36 on three punt returns, 45 on six pass receptions and 125 in 10 carries — and prompting postgame comparisons to Reggie Bush by senior tailback Chauncey Washington and offensive coordinator Steve Sarkisian.
From a Joe Mcknight website.
We might have another Sophomore Heisman winner next year!