New Gator Uniforms Previewed

2007 February 24
by Jai Eugene

In recognition of the Gator Nation’s Legacy. Here is to you Mr. Button-fly 501 Levi Jorts, Thanks Gators!!!

With Florida coming to Knoxville soon, the Gators could be sporting some of the new Nike uniforms linked here. What is truly exceptional about THE University of Florida (Chris Leak doesn’t really ‘get’ that. Listen to the podcast of why..here), is that the Gator athletic teams model their game and/or practice uniforms after what real Gator fans wear on a daily basis. No wonder that the Gator Nation is so fanatically protective of their athletes. Names like Caldwell, Crowder, Moss, Thomas, McDonald, Noah, Powell, Gresham, Demps (Harvin soon?) and even Ron Zook are like a shooting gallery, that was for you Dee Webb, of Who’s Who Gator greats!!

Below, a normal typical everyday Florida Student models the new uniform. Replete with the always classy Gator Mullet; a satin throwback muscle Tanktop with an old school Gator logo; and then completing the Gator Athletic Uniform the always in-style Gator Jorts. I can’t wait to see Brandon Powell wearing this decidedly delicious uniform and then watch as he sucker-punches the living blue hell out of an unsuspecting Vol Fan . Nike engineers were unable to incorporate the standard piss container (cup or bottle) that the Gator Nation loves to throw at opposing teams and fans. Go Gators!!!

The Tranny pictured below will be in Knoxville too. It is our civic duty, within the confines of WordPress rules, to offset the “Noah-Ugly” (Urban Dictionary submission pending)

 

We hope this helps get past the ugly

8 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 February 25
    TampaGator17 permalink

    Woooooooooo-Hoooooooooooooo!!!! My Piss is Hot!!!!!Hakuna Matata, bitches!

  2. 2007 February 25
    JaxGator permalink

    After reading this, I immediately took a dump in my vintage 501 button fly Levi jeans, that I converted to shorts. Creating old school Jorts.

    Go Gators..Chomp Chomp

  3. 2007 February 25
    Big Ole Nasty Gator permalink

    Tampagator

    I wet the bed until I was 19. There’s no shame in that.

  4. 2007 February 25
    Gater4Life permalink

    Herban is satan. Tennessee’s courageous Defensive Battle Captain, Justin Harrell, shouldn’t have even been playing against us in September. We have the anti-Justin Harrell in Marcus Thomas. Evil triumphs again!!! Shart me knickers!

  5. 2007 February 25

    LSU student body is still chanting “ug-ly, ug-ly, ug-ly, ug-ly”

  6. 2007 February 25
    magnum rolle owns joakim noah permalink

    tell that ugly assbag i said “vossssopp”

  7. 2007 February 26
    Mel Kiper, Jr. permalink

    Doggon’ trade messes up my top 10!

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