Fucking eat it Gators. Sweet stinky weed is the root of all evil for the Bengals of the SEC. The good news was that the always classy Florida players didn’t suckerpunch any cheerleaders or unsuspecting fans after losing again.
“We have to stick together,” Noah said. “We have some issues right now (really? Thanks Dick Vitale). Everybody had to look in the mirror, stay focused and work toward the same goal, which is winning the game.”
Florida players promised more effort, more intensity and more desire in Tuesday night’s nationally-televised showdown with Tennessee.
In stretches, they delivered. Ultimately, defensive lapses, turnovers and tired shooting again doomed a Gator team that displayed its championship swagger too late.
Did you notice that Dickie V had a gay crush on Dane Bradshaw? Creepy.
Phil Fumer secretly wishes he was Bruce Pearl.
Man — that Bradshaw kid is a baller. Well done fuckers, nothing to say here except that totally sucked watching you guys take my boys behind the woodshed. At least we were able to make it a laugher instead of the jailhouse yard gang rape it looked like it was going to be. Good luck in the Tourney, you fucking Redneck bastards. Oh, and P.S. — Bruce Pearl is jacked. Someone should test him for The Clear.
That’s right, bitches. Penis Claus was in the house. Florida was like a vagina in a dick factory just as I predicted.
Bradshawed.
peyton manning looked like he wanted to go on the court and sing rocky top. what a queer. im going to give him so much shit.
i thought they attacked the goal well.
i wish eli played on the team so i could sack him at practice.