Skip Bayless AKA Rusty Sheriff’s Badge
Memo to Skip Bayless AKA Rusty Sheriff’s Badge
You are being to remind me of hemorrhoid that has fully extended from the anus is now beginning to itch and bleed. Making hysterical and outlandish comments is not really helping your already “rusty” image. You have a whiny voice that really does sound like fingernails on the blackboard. You are an overhyped Ken Doll that screams at 120 decibels.
Skip, you have bounced from town to town, trying ever-so-hard to be edgy and relevant, but succeeding only in being a complete asshole. ESPN found a man who makes you root for Woody Paige on First & Ten and Stephen A. Smith on Old School/Nu Skool. That’s all that needs to be said.
Today you said: “Tennessee is a great school unless you want a real education” which is the same as saying that “Florida is a great school unless you don’t like smoking some really potent weed” or “Gators give Blumpkins to strangers each time Tebow runs left”.
All of that being said, Skip is avoidable. There are plenty of better alternatives to Cold Pizza in the morning, including turning your TV off. ESPN’s afternoon shows are unwatchable for the working public, so ultimately he’s just this malignant cancer that is seldom seen with a little effort.
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Well said…Skip is trying to be ourtragous, and he comes across as a spoiled child.
Skip ball-less, you are not worthy of even being a commentator. I wished you would play 10 minutes on a football field, heck even tag and you would cry like a little baby. I bet you were the kid that everyone beat up and you did their homework for them. SOme of the comments you make are so out of line and uncall for. But i guess thats how you make your lousy living. Its a good thing i stopped watching you on ESPN, i dont get sick at the stomach anymore.
I also remember how much you said Peyton couldnt win it, well, as usual your wrong again. You remind me of Terrence whatever his name is in Atlanta, totally useless.
you aint my boy!
I like the terms “Chocolate Starfish” and “Harvest Moon” better. Because a Sheriff’s Badge implies power when Bayless has none.
I preferred “Tattered Windsock” but Rusty was almost a name plus the pic was a bonus
Who in the fuck is Skip Bayless?
Thats all that anyone needs to know.
Skip Bayless is a limp penoc. Less hard than Billy Zane.
science gives me a real limp dick
I love big women. I like taking candy away from children and also big ole coonass women.