Archive | February 2007
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Vol fans pay $9.95/Month, receive the shaft…. again
Just when you think he owns the internet, he gets scooped by local rags once again. As I logged on this morning anxiously ready to view the first of what I think will be many reports from Tennessee’s Spring Practice, the pay site I belong to instead decided to talk about the slim possibility of [...]
Nick Saban’s Feathered Angel-Winged Bangs Bouffant Hairdo Faces Challenges
Above Nick Saban seems to be saying “Alabama, Fuck Yeah”, as he proudly showcases the hypnotic wings that inspired Cal Naughton Jr., the ‘Shake’ of the Shake and Bake Team of Ricky Bobby to say the following: I like to think of Jesus with, like, big eagle’s wings, singin’ lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with, [...]
Ahem, Our First Tip From a Gator.
Taurean “Killer” Green “Buds” (photo below, he is a Nole BTW) , a proud member of the Geightor Nation and avid Vol Heighter, alerted us that the Basketball Geightors might be wearing new uniforms in the near future. Maybe even in Knoxville? As with any venture that involves Florida, one has to wonder if the [...]
Somber Cajun Ed Orgeron Fails to “Button” Joe McKnight
“Joe McKnight is the best player in America. Laugh all you want. But we’re in the boat with him.” — Ole Miss Running Back Coach Frank Wilson Frank, we (the SEC and Pete Carroll) are laughing our asses off right now. I am sure that Coach O has whipped your ass and sodomized you with [...]
No, This isn’t Florida-Vandy. Oddly, No Students Were Punched
Michigan State Students rushed the court following their upset win over Wisconsin. I am betting that more than one Badger got pushed, yet they did not sucker punch anyone. Though if a student were punched, I am sure that they “deserved it”. Go Gators!!
Thanks SEC, but really thanks Florida and Herban Meyer!!
I have seen a lot of comments that say we hate Florida, Ole Miss, LSU etc…That just isn’t true. Except for Florida, everybody hates those fuckers but we love them too. One of the comments on the Gator-Vandy Post described the Gator Nation as: Arrogance of Notre Dame with the history of Wake Forest. Thanks [...]
Damn this sucks for John Smoltz (and Lloyd Braun). Chicks do love the long ball
I am sure that it is the bullpen’s fault. Braves Pitcher John Smoltz is getting divorced. The bullpen cost Smoltz at least 4 games last year and probably the Cy Young. Smoltz had equal or better numbers than Brandon Webb who won the award. Stay focused John (and Lloyd) Going long (Pic from Chicas Hermosas)
