Archive | March 2007
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Rick Majerus Loves Him Some Burritos
(Chicklets Senor? ) Big Rick, like Charlie Weis, likes his cheeseburgers too. After failing to secure Tennessee’s Battle Captain, Bruce Pearl, Iowa uses food as an incentive to lure a “big man”. There is a good chance that this will work. Considering that cuisine created the Hawkeyes current vacancy. Iowa should reconsider using mexican food. [...]
Playoffs?!?!
Well we can’t go through a college football off-season without someone talking about a playoff to determine the national champion. This time, it’s Florida president Bernie Machen. The Worldwide Leader.com’s Joe Schad is reporting that Machen believes the idea for a playoff is gaining strength among presidents of SEC universities and will be on the [...]
Outlook ’07: Cal
Everyone bought into the hype last year, including one of the Worldwide Leader’s college football experts who picked the Golden Bears to win it all. And then they went to Knoxville. 35-18. I certainly need not go into a whole lot of detail, especially on this blog, about what unfolded at Rocky Top but suffice [...]
UCLA Preview
UCLA Essay (by Ted Bauer) I’ll admit: at first, the fun of UCLA’s run last year wasn’t so much the fact they were restoring their program, although that was cool. It wasn’t even so much – and man, this is hard for me to admit – Gus Johnson’s call at the end of their epic [...]
A Day in the Life of Lendale White
9:00- Wake up and groggily roll out of bed. Notices the pillow looks eerily like a marshmallow…takes a gigantic bite. Pillow doesn’t taste like a marshmallow. 9:01- Finishes off the rest of the pillow and takes a wicked piss that splashes all over the seat and floor since he can’t see his cock because of [...]
Ar$yn eats pancakes and jocks for breakfast….
Hey fat kids, low self esteem? Life got you down? Think that your career options are limited due to obesity? I have great news! It appears you have 2 options, rapping (very poorly) and shoving your nose extremely far up any athletes anus. Arsyn frequents a Tennessee message board I happen to post on. I [...]
Outlook ’07: USC
It’s never too early to start talking college football and I chose the Trojans to look at first because, well, it was the first Spring Prospectus to land on my desk and it’s probably as good a place to start as any because they’re easily one of three or four teams that will be considered [...]
