Archive | March 9, 2007
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Vol fans, Sherman’s idea wasn’t so bad
OK, I’m now convinced. Tennessee fans from all corners of the wilderness need to band together, break into the Georgia Dome and do what we do best in this state – turn the place into a meth lab.* Why not? It’s the perfect solution to do away with the Fiery Den of Orange Hell, and [...]
LSU’s women’s coach resigns
LSU’s women’s basketball coach and appropriately named Pokey Chapman has resigned under pressure due to “allegedly” having illicit relations with former players, per ESPN. Apparently, LSU officials frown upon their female coaches doing a little rug-munching. Or maybe they were upset that they weren’t allowed to watch. A few questions do come to mind, though. [...]
Are you ready for some chest pounding?
March Madness is set to officially begin on Sunday and you know what that means — NOAH MANIA! Joseph Goodman’s column today in the Miami Herald, is indicative of what we’re going to hear about The Great Pony Tail for the next two months, or until the Gators are ousted from the tourney. Let me [...]
The People v. Chris Simon
And today’s random act of violence…. the New York Islanders’ Chris Simon whacks Rangers forward Ryan Hollweg in the face with his stick in retaliation to what appeared to be a fairly clean hit. All day the Worldwide Leaders’ talking heads (especially The Great Mullet, Barry Melrose) will be speculating on what punishment the NHL [...]
