Herban Meyer Says that Florida has the Top Seed in the NCAA Tournament

2007 March 11
by Jai Eugene

Fuck yeah, National Championships in Football and Basketball. Fuck yeah, the Meyer Influence, let’s stop dancing around it, it is the “Herban Doctrine”. Fucking Herban Meyer’s use of Marijuana, like text messaging, is revolutionalizing Gator Sports like never before!! Now Jeremy Foley, Billy (Eddie Munster) Donovan and Herban Meyer are in hot pursuit of their next big trophy, the coveted University Category Best Mota Seed trophy. Here is a trophy from last year (Weed link)

Now for 2007, it was a first for Florida. Not only were the Gators named the top seed in the Midwest regional on Sunday, they also earned the overall No. 1 seed in the NCAA Tournament. Thanks Marcus, Jarvis, and those two nameless linebackers for smoking/toking and then freeing up scholarships.

(Below, 2004’s winners from GatorBait.net, SwamiG8R on the left and his “partner” JDGator on the right. They are one ass-pounding couple of thugs)

Defending champion Florida (29-5) received the overall No. 1 for the first time, and it came despite being ranked sixth in the latest ESPN/USA Today poll.

Coach is pictured below with this year’s bumper crop. Wow, those leaves look healthy and ripe!! Go Gators!! Notice that he has Marcus Thomas’s Water Bong!!!

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2 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 March 16
    FISH permalink

    DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  2. 2007 April 25

    Has anybody checked on that Rix parking ticket lately?

    The swamp baby, fish in it, swim in it, smell it, nurture and SMOKE IT BABY!!! GO GATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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