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NASCAR Tells Drivers: Shut your pieholes


America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed. – Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936.

NASCAR says to the drivers, slow the fuck down and shut your damn pie-holes.

NASCAR drivers don’t like new, hard tires. Here is what the always gracious Tony Stewart had to say, “It sucks,” he said. “You think a company like Goodyear can do a lot better job than what they’re doing. Especially for a company that’s been in this business for so long.”

I believe in telling someone that they suck or something sucks but Tony be wary you are going to anger a sponsor and that will anger NASCAR. The end result is that it might cost you some points.

NASCAR needs to slow this damn circus down. Going fast doesn’t allow the fans at home the opportunity to see the advertising on the car. Going fast causes wrecks which removes the car from the race which prohibits the fans from seeing the advertising on the car.

See? It’s really kinda simple when you think of it from NASCAR’s perspective ESPN’s Story

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6 comments on “NASCAR Tells Drivers: Shut your pieholes

  1. Yeah, but who watches NASCAR for the advertisements? It’s all about hot, nasty, badass speed.

  2. The left-turn circuit sucks. Formula 1 starts Saturday night.

  3. Juan Montoya is tearing up NASCAR with an average finish of 26th and best of 19th. Suck it, F1 parade-watching pansies

  4. America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, bad-ass speed. – Eleanor Roosevelt, 1936.
    I can’t beleive Eleanor Roosevelt said this…LOL That cracked ME up!

    Smiles and world peace,
    Sharon
    http://www.BabyBoomerAdvisorClub.com

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