
Barry Bonds homered for second straight day in spring training. Bonds is doing “it” with Flintstone vitamins that were stored in a Superman Vitamin Tin enabled Barry to feel “Super” had the desired effect.
The always humble Bonds responded that he’s now simply looking to parlay his increased ginormously enormousnesses head size into solving the Rubik’s Cube faster.
It is a known scientific fact that HGH and steroids improve a players ability to win at board games and novelty toys
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I’m getting tired of all the craziness over Barry Bonds and steroids. I’ve been a baseball fans since i was little and even played through high school and you know what? I don’t really care that Bonds took steroids. Yeah they make you stronger, but he can still hit the ball. Steroids don’t give you that ability. No matter how strong I got, it was always my mechanics that got that bat around fast enough to hit the ball. Just like no amount of strength is going to get you to throw the Nolan Ryan did. It’s mechanics and what you were born with. A home run hitter is not made.
I’ve got to agree with iwanttofitin. Barry was the best I had ever seen before he started hitting all the homers. I don’t want to see him break the record because Hammering Hank is from Mobile.
If he did steriods, he’ll regret it later. It shrinks your dick.
#1 Your right. Being bigger, faster and stronger doesn’t count for shit in an athletic contest. I would continue to argue why what you said is clearly wrong, but I am far too lazy to do that today.