We normally don’t write about NASCAR unless there is a way to incorporate Ricky Bobby in a post. But we received an amazing email from Juan Garcia-Abrego, our Springdale Arkansas Mitch Mustain ‘Spy’, with this NASCAR-themed Fans Against Racing Toyotas (FART). Digging around I was able to locate some pictures of FART Parties that are best described as Pan American Gold.
The FART Website identifies and calls out drivers that have “sold out” to drive Japanese (T-Yota) race cars instead of American race cars. FART lists the following gas burners: Waltrip, Hendricks, Jarrett and of course Talladega Nights Ricky Bobby inspiration Mike “The Magic Man” Skinner as drivers that prefer flatulence producing finger foods such as pork rinds, pigs feet, boiled eggs and PBR.
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I know I’ll get roasted for this. American companies have been putting out shitty cars for years. We own the market on quality SUVs and trucks. All the people I know who own Tauruses, Monte Carlos, or Impalas just bitch and moan about unreliability.
If people want to attend FART parties to feel patriotic, go ahead. But if I drive by…
Well, I’ll let Charlie Daniels sum it up for me:
Mario Andretti wouldda sure been proud
Of the way I was movin when I passed that crowd
Coming out the door and headed toward me at a trott
Now I guess I should of gone ahead and run
But somehow I just couldn’t resist the fun
Of chasing them all just once around the parking lot
I had them all out there steppin and fetchin
Like their heads was on fire and their asses was catchin
then I figgered I had better go ahead and split before the cops got there
I couldn’t help it. When I see more than three rednecks in a parking lot, that song pops in my head.
Mike P.
Did you “tip yore hat to this lady, son”?
Let’s be honest for a second.. the only reason this group or this issue is notable because it happens to have a sophomorically funny anchronism… i can’t believe people are actually upset about the brand names of cars in racing.. get a hobby, people.. collect rocks, stamps, something..
The pictures Patrick, the pictures are Gold