Gators Wear Jorts. Consume Valtrex like Candy and Now Behold the Mighty Mullet
2007 March 16
Only in Florida do they hold a contest for the best mullet. The mullet is best described as “all business in the front and a big party in the back”. Others have described it as the Gainesville 3:16, 3 inches in the front and 16 in the back.
The contest held in Jacksonville, boasts a garish 6 foot trophy that is presented at a Monster Truck Rally (go figure). This year’s winners name is Dakota (go figure again). Dakota is a name that rednecks like to stick on their kids because it they believe it is cool in a dreamcatcher kinda way. In reality the name has all of the elegance of a Gainesville meth lab.
This story is only missing the essential Jorts to complete the Gator Redneck Trifecta.
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The last picture is of a woman I’d fight with fists, not open hands. I might knee her in the nuts if I thought it would help me get away from that Beechnut Butch!
Crew cut with a perm and a mullet? Damn you Jai for haunting my dreams with her!
Hawtness clearly defined. I have no idea who sent me that pic, but they had some funny comments along with her
They’re jealous of the feathered angel wings
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Hey Coonass
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I can’t believe you spend all your time posting pics of my relatives and pretending they are from Motatown. You keep Hatin, we will keep smoking weed and sucking dick in Gainesville. Maybe it is time for you to get a girlfriend…..Just a thought
GAytors suck