In the nation’s capital today, President Bush did the obligatory ‘let’s honor college football’s national champs’. It was debated whether the Gators would be invited to the White House, seeing that having so many future felons in D.C. could be construed as a breach in national security. But White House staffers were quoted as saying that extra FBI agents and a few thousand national guardsmen were on hand to “oversee” the event, and each and every Gator was searched for assault rifles.
One puzzling moment occured, however. During Chris Leak’s speech (there was a translator on hand for the crowd), the much maligned, sharting starting quarterback said, ”This is the day we turned the White House into the Swamp.” Yet there were no reported sightings of tank tops, mullets, or jorts.
In a bold move, Herban Meyer took this opportunity to push his mota movement on the Commander in Chief. He met with President Bush in private to discuss legalizing the sweet sticky icky. Bush, according to reports, was not unreceptive to the idea.
(Hmmm, 42 would’ve been too obvious, good call Herban.)
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sweet stinky weed, 44 is Marcus’s number
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You guys are continuing to excel at jokes.
They’ll legalize it. Bush won’t do it, he doesn’t have support from his party, aside from the more libertarian Republicans. But I see it happening at least within the next few decades barring a major surge of either fundy religiosity or liberal P.C. panic.
Damn right Chris. Herban Meyer almost lost the BCS because of needless player suspensions because of this wonderful HGH-like drug
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The crappy jokes a’keep coming.
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This has to be one of the lamest attempts at shortbus satire I’ve ever read. There are scores of things you could have used to tweak the Gators and/or the president, here’s a couple off the top of my head:
“Leak in Whitehouse, Bush Vows To Find Source”
“Bush Drafted Into Service By Gators, Dad Gets Him Deferred”
“Bush Announces New National Missle Defense Strategy: Reggie Freakin’ Nelson”
“National Champion Gator Football Players Get Even More Bush”
“President Finally Finds WMDs: Florida Gator Defense”
“Bush Shocked, Awed By Gators. Vows to Tebow Terrorism.”
About time someone spoke up.
comments 10 and 11: You either know nothing about Florida Football or you are Gator fans. Take the tree hugging left wing drive-by metrosexual comments to a gay pride site link
Comments 6 and 12. You either know nothing about humor or you are a Volunteer fan, although the two aren’t mutually exclusive. Calling your opponents gay and referring to Chris Leak as the “sharting” quarterback must make you extremely popular among the 11 year-old boys that, from the level of your jokes, appear to be your target audience. You’re not in the clergy, are you?
While I respect your attempt at a mock news article tweaking a rival team and the effort that went into it, this one just falls very, very flat. There’s a South Carolina fan that does something similar, but the ones I’ve seen are much better. I have confidence that you can do better next time.
Aberchompie
You should go look at the cock website then
I bet Aberchompie looks at plenty cock websites.
why don’t people just protest and get it legal if we supposly run the country we surly can do this. it should be illegal to rape a country and try to force our believes on them, we all know bush put us in debt and now he wants to steal the oil. and by putting us in debt we now 3$ a gallon for gas that is outrages. i say we get a better canidate that might see things are way