And the award…

2007 March 20
by patrickdonohue

For the worst hair in college football goes to……

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Jimmy Clausen… Notre Dame.

As a self-proclaimed metrosexual, I understand when a man wants to rock a little product in his hair but this is out of control. I guess when you look at pictures of his hair without product, you can understand why he’s going straight electrocution style..

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In all fairness to Jimmy Clausen, his hair problem may very well be hereditary. As I’m sure I don’t need to point out on a UT blog, Jimmy’s brother Casey had the worst hair.. if you can call it that.. of any quarterback in the history of college football.

The reason I bring up “A Clausen as a major college quarterback: take 3″ is because I’m halfway through a piece in The Worldwide Leader: The Magazine about Clausen. The writer seems awfully impressed with the Clausens and his major tenant is that the reason people complain about Jimmy Clausen being an arrogant, spoiled brat is because he didn’t choose their school. The writer doesn’t allow for the possibility that the reason people perceive Jimmy Clausen as an arrogant, spoiled brat is that he actually is an arrogant spoiled brat.

The lead of the story is Jim Clausen Sr., looking for a home in South Bend. For those of you playing along at home, South Bend is approximately 2,128 miles from where the Clausens currently reside in Thousands Oaks, California. This should be good.

As if people really needed another reason to hate Notre Dame.

6 Responses leave one →
  1. 2007 March 20
    Taco Bell Soft Tacos permalink

    Jimmy Clausen looks like he would actually enjoy being pile driven into the ground by (insert SEC team here)’s defense after an undeserving BCS bid for ND.

  2. 2007 March 20
    shitass permalink

    juck fimmy!

  3. 2007 March 20

    Hahaha wow that is some ugly-ass hair.

    -Matt
    http://www.mattgunn.ca

  4. 2007 March 20

    Who is more ugly? Noah or Lil Jimmy?

  5. 2007 March 20

    I think Jimmy should flaunt his bad hair as long as he has it. If Casey and Rick are any indication, he’ll be bald in about 5-6 years.

  6. 2007 March 21

    Jai -
    It’s Noah. Not even close.

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