Many articles have been written that discuss the greatest Coach (Thanks Ron Zook) ever, Herban Meyer, and his revolutionary and innovative recruiting techniques. Most recently he has used text messaging to persuade recruits to break their promises/commitment and decommit from a tival school and attend Florida. Character building is what that is called. He recently began pursuing marijuana legalization (Herban’s first shot) for future and current Gator Football Players. He really doesn’t have time for all of those messy and useless suspensions, he just plays the dopers anyway!! (More Gainesville Weed Stories here)
Now the greatest coach ever is focusing on marijuana as a tool to raise money. Herban’s latest caper? Combining current and former Gators, Alumni, and weed.
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Herban, keep in mind that Marijuana is a great way to free up scholarships, kicking off less talented players that test positive for weed to make room for highly touted recruits is the smart way to make those awkward roster moves. For recruits, you will play as a freshman at Florida, because the players ahead of you might be suspended (Unless it LSU, FSU, UT, UGA, the Barn, Cocks or Bama week) or kicked off the team.
21-10, 16-7… scoreboard.
thanks for the input reggie
Meyer is said to be a futurist, a master tactician and strict disciplinarian. It will be time for Herban to use his complicated suspension algorithm to determine what games not to suspend this dopers. The algorithm does confuse opposing coaches game plans, nobody will know who will be playing in the games!!
Urban wishes he could accumulate as many arrests as my boys have had in the past 2 years. We keep it classy in Tennessee, no doubt. Dee Morley for leader of the free world! Wait nevermind, he failed out of college.
I smell marijuana, errr I mean jealousy…
look at a great moldavian short movie, with english translation, on hyperliteratura:
http://hyperliteratura.reea.net/?p=1228
Thanks hyper