Whats up, kinfolk? It’s ya homeboy Volzown in tha house. I’m here to break down the matchup between Tennessee and Ohio State tonight. I’ll be watching this live from “the gunzone,” aka “Trill City” ya heard me?
First, for Ohio State. Greg Oden is a gangsta, much like myself (cheaa!). My homeboy Wayne Chism is going to have his hands full guarding him, yo. Hopefully, Pearl doesn’t put that skinny cracka, Ryan Childress on Oden, or this one’s over, ya dig? The Buckeyes have extremely good guard play, particularly late in the game. I look for tha refs to favor Ohio State all night, which could be the deciding factor in the game.
Now, for the Vols (cheaa!). My main man Chris Lizzle will have to light Ohio State’s azz up for about 30 for the Vols to hang in this one. Lofton is capable, but he needs to get some open looks, knowwhaimsayin? The transition game is also a must for the Vols to stand a chance, they need to set tha tempo early, yo.
Fo my final analysis of this hype ass game, I look fo ya boy Bruce Pearl to be the difference in this gizame. Coach Pizzle should have a few trizzles up his sleeve, and that should lead the Vols to Victory (cheaa!)
Vizols-76
Bizuckeyes-69 Holla back, young’n.
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Your boyz better represent tonight.
And, you might want to talk — err, write with more clarity. Most Vols fans from Thrill City reading this think “tempo” pertains to a stand-in when their current girlfriend is out of town.
I never thought I’d say this – but “Go Vols!!”
My hatred for OSU has added new dimensions to disgrace. Man, I need a bong hit right now. Spark it up Herban!
Go Gators!
Pearl needs to wear that orange suit tonight for the Vols to win. Just not his orange birthday suit.
That picture is just spectacular