Good God Almighty this almost writes itself (link). Mullet contests in Jacksonville, Gainesville marijuana, monster truck rallies, Jorts, AK-47s. and now “Nature Boy” Ric Flair is joining the Gator Nation…again. The stereotyping of the prototypical Florida Gator Fan must be complete now. What else can be added to complete the total package below?
(Above, JDGator and SwamiG8R celebrate losing 3rd wheel JaxBo)
Billy Donovan has recruited Ric Flair (Ricflair.com for the gators that don’t already have it bookmarked) to give pep talk to Gators. Noah is going to need the figure four leg lock if he plans on going after Greg Oden. Florida is pretty much ESPN and CBS’s mascot and represents everything that is wrong with this Nation’s direction. The ultimate triumph of style over substance. Florida deserves their place in the Final Four.
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[...] • Another Colt arrested. [Girls Gone Sports] • Ric Flair, pumping up the Gators. [Loser With Socks] • Danny Almonte is pitching in Southern Illinois. [Out Of Left [...]
If Ohh No JoNo adds the “Whoooooooo” with his SEC Dance, the patented cheerleader swipe and coach brawl swipe move thing — he will be unstoppable. Go Gators!
” Florida is pretty much ESPN and CBS’s mascot…”
CBS I can see, but ESPN? Do you not remember ESPN’s horror at Florida’ inclusion in the BCS Championship Game? Everday for a month was nothing but talking heads denigrating the choice of Florida over Michigan.
NCAA Men’s Basketball Championships
Florida- 1
Tennessee- 0
Scoreboard.
seriously, a UT fan is bashing florida fans for being trailer trash? the whole tennessee countryside is littered with those tin boxes, and the last time I was at Neyland stadium, ahem to watch the gators win, i couldnt throw a rock without hitting someone wearing orange and white camoflauge or orange and white zuba pants…. I would gladly take jean shorts over zuba pants any day.
I like teh cock.
What are zuba pants? Loser, I need an explanation here, please. A picture would be awesome. Are they worse than Jorts? It sounds like someone saying “I’d rather pour hotsause on my hands and jerk off than fuck yer mom.” Both sound deplorable.
I think you mean the ultimate triumph of substance over style. The gators are playing outstanding TEAM basketball that actually stresses, your not going to believe this, unselfishness (sorry Kobe). That seems to be the exact opposite of your thoughts but I will cut you some slack cause your a UT fan, or UT alum…same thing really. Enjoy watching us cutting down more nets as you stare at Bruce Pearl’s sweaty tits and up Pat Summit’s skirt. Go Gators!
Ric Flair ? Couldn’t they get someone a bit more contemporary like
Gary Coleman ?
The Gaytors should get Gilbert Godfrey, since he would be a good representative of how Annoying they are!!!
All this jealousy is killing me inside.
Woooooooooooooooooooo!
“Woooooooooooooooooooo!”
LOL!
This is hilarious news! I’ve stopped watching wrestling these past several years, but have always had a tender spot in my heart for the ‘Nature Boy’ Himself. Since I’m an Oregonian and Pac-10 fan during the tournament my bets are stacked on UCLA or Georgetown to knock them out of the tournament. Noah is an eyesore for me to behold on the court, just looking bizzare as he does. I’m sure the team has enough talent, playing as they have these past two years but I love to watch the big teams drop like rocks from every other conference besides my beloved Pac-10.
***kjohn*** …or perhaps Mr. T?
Go Gators-dat duh na na na,gooooogaaators
It’s funny to see our bitches, the Criminoles and the Vols, spewing their loserness here. Jealousy is a terrible thing. But we understand the envy (and from the Criminoles its penis envy) that permeates our rivals. We don’t care about you giving us respect. We will just TAKE the respect that we want. When you call us arrogant, we call you a good judge of character.
Go Gators! Back to back history making seasons!
The ONLY school to hold both major National Championship Titles concurrently.
Gators, I have heard that the Jai Eugene is an Auburn Fan. How did Florida do against Auburn? Do the link below Jort wearing meth using pieces of white fucking trash gators
Chris Leak is just plain fucking dumb
How did Auburn do in the SEC Championship game?
How did Auburn do in the National Championship game?
Be grateful that a horrible call by the officials saved you guys from yet another loss. Did you guys make it to a bowl game this year?
More jealous blather from another inferior SEC school stuck in the sticks. At least your women are easy.
You poor, nothin-happenin, hater-aide drinkin losers!
You sound like a buncha pathetic infants with all the whining and crying around here.
I must be in the paternity ward or something!
I thought we were talking sports here!
Put your pacifier back in your mouth and SHUT IT!!
GO GATORS!!!!!!!!!
Auburn beat Florida. That’s all that matters. Bend over Gator-bitch. Fucking Herban Meyer even saved a marcus Thomas game for us and it did not work. Florida Sucks
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!
Gators will always rule! Go Gators!
Blake
UF is same thing as American Idol
I live in Gainesville and one year ago during the final four game my apartment complex was abuzz with loud parties and cheering fans.
On Saturday night I was stunned by the silence all around me. I looked across at the other apartments to see the same people who were cheering a year ago sitting and playing poker or studying.
Are the fairweather fans of Florida getting complacent about their teams success already after just over a year of being good again ?
K john, were they stoned on Herban Meyer’s Gainesville Bam-Bam? I bet that they were
Nature Boy and Carlito tagteam partners?
It’s never Great to Be a Florida Gaytor!! It’s annoying, obnoxious, and absurd- go Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaytors!!! yuck!