Billy Donovan, I will help you pack your bags. Here is a Florida Newspaper Dude that says Go Billy Go. Billy, you can make a difference in Lexington. Think of the power, prestige and glory of a hoops program that actually has tradition. Think of the bums living in Lexington, Billy. These guys are either tougher or dumber than the bums in Gainesville. Only pussy bums go to Florida where they only have to face Hurricanes, roving bands of youth gangs, and really bad weed (jorts and mullet threats are implied). Bums in Lexington face cold weather as an enemy and they need you.
This UK coaching search is beginning to look a lot like the “Build a Bear” Series we ran in back in December during Alabama AD Mal Moore’s great runs at Rich Rodriguez and Nick “Feathered Angel Wing Bangs” Saban. Except Billy is not talking to anyone except Ric Flair. It is rumored that the Bama Groundskeepers are not talk to the Nick Saban unless spoken to first by Nick. That little Saban tidbit has nothing to do with Donovan but it needed to be published.
(Incredibly, this woman spawned Noah the Tranny)
(From the UCLA Scout Board)
We think that Donovan leaves for greener (as in sweet stinky gator weed), less-mulletted and less jorted pastures, all the ’04s turn pro, and Florida never be good again. Unless Jeremy Foley hires a womens coach like UConn’s Girls Coach…Gino whats-his-nuts. Foley told inside sources that he is already pursuing a womens coach. Prospective Womens Coaches will be less shocked by Gainesville’s mullet haircuts because womens coaches either wear the always classy mullet cut (a hairstyle thats all business in the front and a party in the back) or or they are used to seeing it at womens games.
Interesting, then, that we’re 72 hours away from Tubby Smith announcing his departure, and Billy Donovan still hasn’t issued a statement saying he’s not interested in Kentucky. Instead, after beating Butler on Friday night, Billy fumbled around while trying to fend off questions about Kentucky, looking about as comfortable as a man in a burlap suit. Pictured below, SwamiG8R (Top) and JDGator (Bottom) of GatorBait react to the news that Billy might leave Trailer Park Glory for the Blue Grass Tradition.
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your an idiot if you think Billy would go to Kentucky
“Interesting, then, that we’re 72 hours away from Tubby Smith announcing his departure, and Billy Donovan still hasn’t issued a statement saying he’s not interested in Kentucky. Instead, after beating Butler on Friday night, Billy fumbled around while trying to fend off questions about Kentucky, looking about as comfortable as a man in a burlap suit.” – who’s quoting here, you or Kerasotis? Because neither one of you attributed a damn thing…
Thanks Tom, it was the other guy. You must be an FSU grad , a UF Mullet would have missed that
Oh Tom, watch the bad words
sweaty bruce
Scoreboard check, we won, Florida lost
foopahoo: “your an idiot if you think Billy would go to Kentucky”
No, sir. It is you that is an idiot. The next time you try to post with the adults, please remember that your (notice the correct usage of the word “your”) UF education does not bring you up to par with an average university in the American South.
Listen Fish Taco. I’m a UF Grad — and while my lack of intelligence can be attributed to my over-consumption of the Sticky Icky and not the educational institution I attended, my brain cell genocide was voluntary. Yours, oops, I mean, yers (is that the usage you were looking for?), on the other was an act of years of hookin up at family picnics. Listen, I know yer Pappy used to tell you how all his cousins thought his Nova was fly — but come on, dood — don’t you believe it. Take it easy on us Gators — we have so many burdens to overcome already – like jorts. Do you know how hard it is wearing Jorts? Forming proper conjunctions is rocket surgery after that.
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Billy, pack your bags and go
I agree with TOMJ
Sigco
he didn’t really say anything
LOVE the J. Noah caveman pic.
I wish it was mine